{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
6/22/2015 1:00:32 AM
16
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the bulb.
1 to insist that God would have changed the bulb if he were real.
1 to blame Christians for preventing science from creating light bulbs that don't need to be changed.
1 to say that Christians shouldn't be able to use light bulbs because light bulbs were created by science.
1 to forget about the bulb and just insult Christians.
1 to explain why light bulbs disprove God.
1 to, when the light comes on, complain that Christian beliefs are being forced upon him because a sudden light appearing to illuminate darkness is a lot like what happens in Genesis.
1 to say that atheists know more about changing light bulbs that Christians.
-
Neceobump
-
7 RepliesDear diary... OP tried rally hard to be funny today. He failed.
-
-
4 RepliesAnd 1 more to say op is fgt
-
-
-
4 RepliesHow many Bungie forum people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]Its impossible because they're too busy talking about religion and politics on a gaming forum.[/spoiler]
-
Edited by DovahQuinn: 6/22/2015 1:26:28 AMLOL even as an atheist this is pretty funny
-
Atheist do not exist
-
How many anti-theists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Trick question, it would never get done because of their compulsive need to prove themselves right. How many anti-atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Same answer. Because bashing personal beliefs apparently makes the interweb go 'round.
-
oh and 1 to not be there because hes "busy"
-
3 RepliesHow many Christians does it take to change a bulb? [spoiler]We don't know, they insist on praying instead of getting off their asses and making a difference.[/spoiler]
-
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the bulb in place and one to drink until the room spins. Don't worry guys, I'm half Irish so I'm not racist. Well, I might be half racist.
-
I'd pray for you but I'm an atheist.
-
Topkek
