And if your still reading this post and haven't written me off as another attention seeking "funny guy", then you probably should have done so by now and left. Either way, we do have some life altering matters we need to address. [b]Disclaimer[/b]: if any of you have a history of heart complications in your family, are pregnant, are no longer pregnant, are prone to infections, have recently been diagnosed with cancer, are experiencing low resale estaminets on your home or automobile, don't want to become pregnant, sensitive to bright lights, have not been provided with excellent customer support in the last 48 hours, or are currently experiencing a lose of bladder control ... Then get the hell out. With that out of the way we shall now be discussing a matter so dire that I deemed it necessary to lure you morons into this post to discuss it. I would also like thank our guest panel of industry experts and insiders whom of which will be joining our discussion of tonight's topic and offering their insight: Gabe Newell, Adam Sandler, Adam Sessler, I couldn't remember which Adam to invite so brought them both here, the Blue Man Group, my old high school World History teacher who looks like Dr. Kleiner from Half-Life 2, one of the servers that was supposed be used for this years Steam Summer Sale, and the $%&#ing €#&hole who refiled the Pepsi machine outside with vitamin water. By now where all wondering why your still humoring me up until now and we are deeply concerned by it, but that's an intervention for another day. We must now move on to more important matters... [spoiler]Destiny sucks[/spoiler] If you haven't gone into shock by now or at least still up right to where you can still view my nonsense through your monitor or preferred mobile device, then you now know the issue that has brought the industrialized world to a grinding halt. Crop yields are at a record low, stocks are down, unemployment rates have gone up, the Middle East is in turmoil, fossil fuel reserves are at an all time low, Wall Street isn't being occupied, divorce rates in Canada are up, I can't scratch my back while I'm writing this and I really need to, people actually rely on Fox News, the British are coming, I forgot when my Xbox Live subscription ends, and someone or something keeps funding super hero movies. As a species we cannot move forward without addressing the single greatest threat to our attention spans we have ever created for ourselves. In cooperation with the Census Bureau, the USDA, Mensa, Oprah, and the WBA we have constructed a poll of the most likely candidates to act as humanity's champion and to rid this scourge once and for all. Feel free discuss on all things Destiny and matters of faith below. Since I don't give a damn about any of your opinions you can talk about whatever you want. So leave me alone. [spoiler]I wasn't joking about my teacher looking exactly like Dr. Kleiner. I'm still emotionally traumatized by the whole experience.[/spoiler] Edit 1: I forgot to mention that I would like for you guys to comment below so that way Senpai will see this topic and finally notice me.