You don't fly into space, space flies into you.
You don't make cat chase red dot, cat make red dot chase you.
You don't make Russian jokes, Russian jokes make you.
Those are only a few, please feel free to add more.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.
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In Soviet Russia, president assasinates you. [spoiler]It's funny because it's true. [/spoiler]
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In Soviet Russia... Party find you!
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In #Destiny, thread move you.
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In soviet Russia, you inform on neighbor, get no reward. In soviet Russia you wait in bread line, get no bread. In soviet Russia your wages belong to state.
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In Soviet Russia, meme overuses you
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You're not in soviet Russia. Soviet Russia is in you...
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You dont drink voodka, voodka drink you
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You don't make trouble, trouble make you.
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In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!!