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5/24/2015 4:12:12 PM
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A Pegboy showed up on my porch; what do I do?

I can't keep it because my family doesn't need a Deej. It is a little fig that we think everybody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and hosed it down with some water, and we are getting it some butt plugs. What else should I do? Nobody is ever going to came looking for it yet.

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