Lets start a jokes thread to keep us all sane. A woman gets home from work to find her husband in the kitchen swatting flies. "How many have you killed so far?" She says. "5", her husband replies, "3 males and 2 females". Puzzled, she asks "mmmm, out of interest - how do you know the sex of each fly?" "Easy", he says, "three of them were on that beer can over there. The other two were on the phone". bu boom!