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Edited by Cheezslug : 5/30/2015 7:13:18 PM
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Girlfriend Tried Destiny

I usually don't play Destiny when my GF's running around, but I figured eh, nothing else to do at the moment. While she was cooking dinner she stumbled upon a shocking little mishap, we were out of some cooking supplies. She couldn't leave the food unattended so I figured I'd run to the store for her. On my way out I tossed her the controller and said "fight the minions of the darkness in my stead" sarcastically and she looked at the controller completely bewildered, I then went out the door. When I came back I heard screams and laughter. I walked in to her cuddled up on the recliner glued to the TV. "Babe, come here" she half asked half demanded "how do you turn down the look around?" I set the sensitivity to 1 and proceeded to cook the rest of the (somewhat burnt) meal while she cruised around Venus blowing shit up. Every now and then I'd hear a "AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH" when she hit a precision shot with Fatebringer. 2 hours later (she had about three bites of food) she gave me the controller and asked that I never let her play again. With all this "k1Dz tH@7 Cnt h17 9-0 R N3wBz" bullshit dominating the forums, I thought it'd be nice to share something that wasn't that.
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