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5/30/2015 3:11:23 AM
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Best Chuck Norris Joke
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
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1 ReplyEdited by an escaped duck: 5/30/2015 6:56:25 PMChuck norris doesnt masturbate, he [b]r[/b]apes his hand.
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Chuck Norris eats Transformer toys in robot form and poops them out in vehicle form.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once made a bet that they will fight and the loser will have to wear their underwear over their pants for the rest of his life.
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Best Chuck Norris joke? Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a table to push up a push pop for the first time
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There was once Chuck Norris toilet paper but they discontinued it because it wouldn't take crap from anyone.
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8 Replies-Hollywood was once going to make a movie about Chuck Norris killing off the Dinosaurs, but a two second movie would be too short. -Chuck Norris can sit on the corner of a circle -During the Purge, Chuck Norris sat in his house with the door unlocked and a huge sign saying "come in". No one came in, -When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the ground down instead of pushing himself up. -If there were to be a fight where every person in the world attack Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win. -Chuck Norris was once hit by a train. Poor train. We told these jokes daily when I was growing up haha
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1 ReplyI once fought chuck Norris. Now I call him dragonslayer
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade which killed five people. Then it exploded. Chuck Norris invented the spoon, because killing people with a fork is too easy.
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Chuck Norris -blam!-ed a retarded girl once. She now teaches physics at Harvard
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One time for a bet, Chuck Norris pissed in a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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3 RepliesChuck norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his home. The bear isn't dead, its just to afraid to move.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1
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3 RepliesChuck Norris can take apples from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris would be in a war zone, with several enemy troops around him. He throws a grenade, everyone is dead. Then the grenade explodes
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Chuck norris is scared of chief.
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Chick norris can pick apples from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had
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Chuck Norris had a "staring" match with the Moon, moon-to-Moon. And won.
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The coolest joke I've heard & purchased on a shirt is, "Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns." :D unicorns ftw :3
