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5/26/2015 3:36:33 PM
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I cracked the code!!! Conspiracy confirmed!!!
Guys! I figured out why Bungie ████ with ████!!!!
Ok, so when destiny was in the last two years of development, Activision told Bungie to █████ so they could ██████ and make ██████ so they could take over ███!!
Crazy I know, but what if I told you that they listened and even ███████ed the fallen!
The cabal were originally ███████ the moon!!!
This plan failed when auto rifles ███ PvP. So they had to ███ pulse rifles and give arc damage to ████!!
But why ████?
Because ███████████████with ███ when they ███████!!!!
Also, remember the hidden secrets in VoG? I found them! Atheon is actually a ███ to the ███████ and ███████ Gjallarhorn!!
Turns out, Bungie never sold ███████ 343i, they ARE █████████ and at E3, they blow up the ██████████ Obama ███████ █ with ███████ Necrochasm █████ IS REAL!!
Quick!!!!! [b]Spread the word before Bungie censors my post and nerfs █████!!![/b]
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Sparrow beams can't melt plasteel fuel.
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10 RepliesSteel beams cant melt jet fuel
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When I read Obama I literally busted up laughing in front of every one XD
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BACK AND TO THE LEFT! BACK AND TO THE LEFT!
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Dont worry ESO on its way
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People must know the truth about ████
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Guys! I figured out why Bungie condoms with condoms!!!! Ok, so when destiny was in the last two years of development, Activision told Bungie to condom so they could condom and make condoms so they could take over condoms!! Crazy I know, but what if I told you that they listened and even condomed the fallen! The cabal were originally condoms, the moon!!! This plan failed when auto rifles condomed PvP. So they had to condom pulse rifles and give arc damage to condoms!! But why condoms? <This really wasnt worth my time. What am i doing with my life?>
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Finally..... half life 3 confirmed!
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1 ReplyI am really curious what you said
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2 RepliesEdited by Dizco Pat: 5/26/2015 6:54:22 PMThis is how Satire is supposed to be. Good post. This is usually how "satire" goes here. [i]OP: I'm an idiot! Hyrrrdurrrrr. Others: Fuc[i][/i]k off OP. OP: Haha it's #satire trolld u hurrrrrrrrr.[/i]
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Fallout 4 confirmed
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1 Replyit seems that youre an heretic
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Can you Send a Message of this to me Cause i cant see dis. Do a link or something
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Best satire yet!! Loved it
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Half life 3 confirmed
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1 ReplyIt's like a mad lib, fill in the blanks
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Muted
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It's like the old Mad Libs books from when I was a kid. I miss those, they were lots of fun.
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Is ◼️◼️ omg!!
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1 ReplyI can't believe you just told me that Atheon is a ███████ when it's blatantly obvious he has a huge ██████
