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Edited by IntrepidTurtle: 5/29/2015 1:36:36 AM
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Ramblings Of A Turtle

Today I realized something. Something that I have been told many times before. The fact that I am a strange individual. Now you're probably thinking "no shit", but I mean strange on a deeper level. I started analyzing my thought process and what I believe makes sense compared to other people. So, to help further this little study of mine, I will be updating this thread throughout the week with some indiscriminate thoughts of mine I come up with. Monday: Hokus POTUS: A television sitcom about a magician who becomes the President of The United States. What if pizza was made of cheese and tomato sauce and had bread be a topping instead of the other way around? What if the juice pouches with the straw attached to it wrapped in plastic had the plastic wrap made out of cotton? I am starting to believe that Hello Kitty is a form of Communist propaganda. Can banana peels be used to make shirts? Chocolate flavored cigarettes/Cigar flavored chocolate Is there a way to control "No Reason Boners"? I believe that birds that can be taught to speak are more partial to swear words. Would Trunks die when he returned to his timeline? Like if Buu still existed in his timeline, would he be able to defeat him? If you raised a newborn fawn with no exposure to anything deer related and treated it like a human, could it act like a human? If they made a sequel to the game Sim Ant involving Ticks, would it be Sim Ant: Ticks? Tuesday: I am positive that C-3PO is completely useless in Star Wars What if water is poisonous and it just takes about 80 years for it to kill you? How small could a Morningstar mace get before it is no longer effective? Why are raccoons assholes? I'm beginning to replay the music video for "The Decision" in my head a lot. Wednesday: Does every song have to have a nightcore version of it? Where can I get a camouflage morph-suit? I want to get a pet tiger to protect my drumset. Even on stage during a live performance. Arkham. Ark + ham = [url=http://14.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jgydvbm2s9lol3jo1_500.png]Arkham[/url] If drums have heads, do they have tails? Thursday: Dexi and The Midnight Runners is a very underrated band. Bloodsplosion should be a word in the English dictionary. If "Allahu Ackbar" translated is "God is greatest", does that mean that Admiral Ackbar is literally the greatest?
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