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Edited by Seraphim Frost:
5/26/2015 3:52:31 AM
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Chuck Norris can.....
Chuck Norris can Roundhouse-kick a minotaur and get precision damage.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare for raids. Raids prepare for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris met Jason Jones and jason suggested to nerf him.
He is now known as Jason Bones.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
English
#Destiny
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I once met chuck Norris in iron banner....... http://youtu.be/DzC8WTad5ic
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Chuck Norris doesn't need guns, guns need Chuck Norris.
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5 RepliesI once saw a commercial of a fitness product and chuck Norris was the main star of the commercial, and he was showing what he can do with the machine and he couldn't tell the difference between a bicep and tricep excercise
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This!
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Edited by an escaped duck: 5/26/2015 1:10:02 PMChuck Norris doesn't masturbate, he r[b]a[/b]pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris went flawless in ToO after one match.
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Can be 35 without light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need the relic, he blocks Atheon with his pecs
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Chuck Norris DOES have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is 75 years old. How crazy is that. (Wasn't a joke...just saying). 75! Meanwhile...Chuck Norris doesn't fear death. Death fears Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get lost in corners of time. Time gets lost in corners of Chuck Norris
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1 ReplyChuck norris can kill crota without a sword.
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Edited by Kool Prodigy: 5/27/2015 4:58:47 AMChuck Norris can get gjallarhorn for free.
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Chuck Norris has 5$ and you have 5$ chuck Norris has more money
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Chuck Norris went to the lighthouse, and didn't even buy destiny.
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Chuck Norris can solo ToO and have perfect card [spoiler]he didn't use the boons either[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris can equip all exotics - like all of them at once. But he doesn't.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can drown a fish Chuck Norris bit the apple on your iPad Chuck's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried When Chuck does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can 10 - 0 Trials of Osiris.
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Chuck Norris can akimbo Golden Guns Chuck Norris can final round every bullet Chuck Norris can blink as Titan Chuck Norris can have shot package and range finder on 1 shotgun
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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He don't need no sword for Crota, crota just kneels at chuck Norris and kills himself with the sword
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Chuck Norris revived Skolas so he could kill him again.
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Chuck Norris can punch Atheon and send him through time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun to destroy a splinter mine. The splinter mine destroys itself when Chuck Norris looks at it.
