Today I realized something. Something that I have been told many times before. The fact that I am a strange individual.
Now you're probably thinking "no shit", but I mean strange on a deeper level. I started analyzing my thought process and what I believe makes sense compared to other people.
So, to help further this little study of mine, I will be updating this thread throughout the week with some indiscriminate thoughts of mine I come up with.
Monday:
Hokus POTUS: A television sitcom about a magician who becomes the President of The United States.
What if pizza was made of cheese and tomato sauce and had bread be a topping instead of the other way around?
What if the juice pouches with the straw attached to it wrapped in plastic had the plastic wrap made out of cotton?
I am starting to believe that Hello Kitty is a form of Communist propaganda.
Can banana peels be used to make shirts?
Chocolate flavored cigarettes/Cigar flavored chocolate
Is there a way to control "No Reason Boners"?
I believe that birds that can be taught to speak are more partial to swear words.
Would Trunks die when he returned to his timeline? Like if Buu still existed in his timeline, would he be able to defeat him?
If you raised a newborn fawn with no exposure to anything deer related and treated it like a human, could it act like a human?
If they made a sequel to the game Sim Ant involving Ticks, would it be Sim Ant: Ticks?
Tuesday:
I am positive that C-3PO is completely useless in Star Wars
What if water is poisonous and it just takes about 80 years for it to kill you?
How small could a Morningstar mace get before it is no longer effective?
Why are raccoons assholes?
I'm beginning to replay the music video for "The Decision" in my head a lot.
Wednesday:
Does every song have to have a nightcore version of it?
Where can I get a camouflage morph-suit?
I want to get a pet tiger to protect my drumset. Even on stage during a live performance.
Arkham. Ark + ham = [url=http://14.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jgydvbm2s9lol3jo1_500.png]Arkham[/url]
If drums have heads, do they have tails?
Thursday:
Dexi and The Midnight Runners is a very underrated band.
Bloodsplosion should be a word in the English dictionary.
If "Allahu Ackbar" translated is "God is greatest", does that mean that Admiral Ackbar is literally the greatest?
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Good thread.
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I had the same thought about deers and humans but in reverse lol
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Eh. Not that bad, I enjoy your thoughts.
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[quote]Is there a way to control "No Reason Boners"?[/quote] Nope. You just gotta let it happen.
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I wonder if turtles are flammable
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[quote]C-3P0 is useless[/quote] Get out.
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"No reason boner" NSP- Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian.
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Good post op
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I sometimes wonder what it would look like if we evolved to eat rocks for hydration instead of drinking water... * sips hot chocolate *
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I am all for this
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Very interesting my friend *sips tea*
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Interesting concept.
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u think this is weird? im the definition of weird. [spoiler]yep, my life is that bad.[/spoiler]
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Welcome to the club have a seat *throws chair at turtle* We don't have a club...
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You're strange? I once thought about strapping twin fire extinguishers to a shopping cart and hosting the shopping cart 500 in a local Walmart. I also once tried to chug a container of lemon juice,
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The turtle is King of the OffTopoc realm. All naysayers will be sprayed with the random cannon!
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I love you Turtle u dam str8 as hell
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Edited by happillama: 5/26/2015 4:21:57 AMYou could use banana peels as shirts but unfortunately they rot very quickly over time, and they're very high on nutrients and they work better as compost. Hello Kitty does follow the communist propaganda, just look at its cartoon and see how it behaves. They sell chocolate flavored vaporizer liquid and chocolate flavored paper used to put tobacco on and roll into a cigarette. Also cigarette flavored chocolate wouldn't be worth making since even smokers say cigs taste like shit, but it surely would work as a hell of an anti tobacco campaign, give the customers chocolate when they realize it tastes like shit tell them that that's what people that smoke taste every day. The pizza idea wouldn't work because the cheese and the tomato sauce wouldn't have proper support to hold everything in place Making the wrap of the straws in juice baggies out of cotton would make it more expensive to make, also cotton isn't very hygenic. The plastic wrap will keep the straw clean through everything until the wrap is compromised.
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Edited by Woupsea: 5/25/2015 11:58:15 PMNi hao Kai lan was a children's show not too long ago that was taken down due to being considered Chinese indoctrination of American youth :P It was basically Chinese Dora
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When I was a little girl my deepest thought was "what if we lived in water and swam in air..." I was really curious about this.
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Not sure if bananas can be used for T-shirts. But bamboo can be used for underwear.
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The Smurfs also live in a Communist society
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Ooooooooh it's a project.
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[quote]I am a strange individual[/quote] Should I be worried that I like your ideas?
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I'm 11, wat is dis?
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