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Isn't it funny how the the human mind doesn't process reading the two "the's" when they are next to each other in the same sentence?
Edit: 60 comments. You guys are awesome.
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Necro
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Edited by Spidermonkey47: 6/3/2015 6:27:50 PM
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So here's an annoying paradox: in 2003 we sent a rocket to Pluto to explore it, it hasn't landed yet. Now in 2015 we have the technology to do so much more research, and the other rocket is way outdated. But, why should we send a rocket to Pluto if in a few years that rocket will be outdated. But, if we don't send any at all, we'll never explore anything. Just let that sink in for a while
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This!
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Is it called sand because it's between the sea and the land?
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I have a dig bick You read that wrong
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Edited by PhraustStryke: 5/31/2015 11:36:46 PM*Hits blunt* Bruh, every moment in your life. Every choice you have made. It has all lead up to this exact moment in time. It has all lead you to read these exact words. Think about it...
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Edited by IamFrogerdawger: 5/28/2015 12:58:00 PMRjdjrfffrjfdjdjduydushddzdfjyfhdphecohzogLUuufKgslitLifalifailrTaitappifogalyeUdLydUdiraifLudLudpysUdIrqhbyvyYkFtakglshlsdglwlwypuepyelsujshskqttoqayleieukyqriupeupwlyweullueapyylakgalhsotalyayslfkLusysppywlgggwlgsnttkqkqtqktwtlylspdhohsIgzyoidppuddpjpxjjxlspuoyaurhshslhsupwuepypwitqwoywpyiepoywlywoywupslhshsllhslywlywhllwysslhlshlshkayslyslgzlhslhslhsosthpsyoaypawpyywpypwupwgoshzlpgzphslgspyaitaotaotwptOhxphzlgMfapzKftoaotaysolgsslydudupsypaofotsifjcogswtiqtoowturpphsglsgkanxslgjfatwieuqpydoyeudrupeuppiwtkgsgslmgsjfagwfkqzvjrqwkthdllgsdajpueqriyeyerrqtwiitwoeyuqrqurlhsfjFajvzfbhxfJfajyetosoeyeytaiuepwyyeowbxgskfjxbjafruydokgkgztiwjafjlffjjhxlvzvvmzxvmzvgzkxkzvjczajfglsysoriqkagkcifaogskgywodoyeoyosydlhzlhnslgsphsogsogspyspysphspysogsoyspyiatitqwttiqqtiqitotwsoyotatoatoaypasypayahpshpsyppyspywypwoyw
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If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
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A dog is a breed of a cat while a cat is just a breed of a dog
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Dragons are not ruling humans
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你把我的头脑弄到它爆炸!
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The brain named itself.
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effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
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#1. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto. #2. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire. #3. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars: A New Hope hit theatres. #4. Nintendo was originally a trading card company. #5. If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States. #6. There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world #7. For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants. #8. The total weight of all those ants, however, is about the same as all the humans. #9. On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds. #10. Ten percent of all the photos ever taken were taken in the last 12 months. #11. Shakespeare made up the name “Jessica” for his play Merchant of Venice. #12. Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark. #13. Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. #14. Armadillos almost always give birth to quadruplets. #15. Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn. #16. There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones. #17. John Tyler, the 10th president of the US, was born in 1790. He has a grandson that is alive today. #18. A strawberry is NOT a berry. #19. A banana IS a berry. #20. There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in one foot of liquid #21. An octopus has three hearts. #22. There are 10 times more bacteria in your body than actual body cells. #23. There is only one country between North Korea and Norway. #24. New York City is farther south than Rome, Italy #25. Maine is the closest US state to Africa.
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* A relationship is type of [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=relationship]prostitution[/url] Not so much a mindfúck than it is trivia but: * Eddie Hayson, the owner of Stiletto Entertainment: Sydney's most luxurious brothel in one year makes more money than the combined salary of over 460 privates in the Australian army a year
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If you're waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
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How can mirrors be real of our eyes aren't real?
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The opposite sex?
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A scientist studying atoms = atoms studying themselves.
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Never odd or even. *hits blunt* Bruh, now read that sentence backwards.
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