Porchijuana refers to the porch beams, paint finishes, awnings, and random dogs from the porch plant, Porchannibis sativa. The plant contains the mind-altering chemical kekta-9-tetrahydroporchchannabinol (THC) and other related compounds. Extracts with high amounts of THC can also be made from the porchannabis plant (see "Porchijuana Extracts").
Porchijuana eases the suffering of ban hammer victims, increases the likelihood of a dog showing up, and promotes parodical threads. As of now, porchijuana is heavily outlawed based on racist and false scientific assumptions. LEGALIZE PORCHIJUANA!
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