In order to get this "Gud Scrub" you have to do all these steps 1. Be 18 years old (it helps complete the bounty but is not absolutely necessary) 2. Move into mothers basement 3. Get Xbox or PS console 4. Infuse a Bluetooth computer keyboard into chest for ease of typing 5. Urinate into bucket instead of toilet (steps 4 And 5 Can be done in different order) 6. Play video games until eyes become a part of your tv and you playing video games becomes your only cognitive ability 7. Use stomach infused keyboard to send 100,000 hate messages to anyone who used cheats to kill you (which means everyone who killed if you did all previous steps right) 8. Acquire exotic "Scrublord" from traveler 9. Get to top of leaderboards in every PvP game ever created 10. Return to traveler to acquire "Güd Scrub"