[quote]It was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed [i]all hail SmoggyPluto[/i][/quote]

I'm not making him move

Lmfao

So instead of going through the room like a normal person, you always go to the right and challenge him? Your fault not bungie's ︻デ┳═ー

Once, and only once, I ran straight at him, and he ran straight at me. At the last split second, I slid. He leapt to melee. I went straight under him, walked heart pounding for the few seconds it takes for the run cool down, then ran like my biscuits were on fire. It worked. I was 32 titan at the time. Own that punk.

Damn, he straight made you his prison bitch. My condolences.

2 shots from my party crasher= dead... Yaaaa

Was leveling my baby Titan when this dickhead destroyed my 100 kills without dying bounty from behind. Didn't even lube up first, just one hard thrust and I was dead.

You can run past litterally every enemy in thr game.

I think that captain is great, first time through I was so surprised, almost got me. Destiny needs more of this kind of thing, but at random across all planets

Lvl five hunter minding my own buisness. I hear a noise. I look over my shoulder and I see the dreaded sign: [b]???[/b] Oh no. I try to run but to no avail. Killed by a queenbreaker captain. He gives everyone under level 20 nightmares.

I don't care what I am doing, how much in a rush I am, I always stop by to brutally re-murder that captain every time... EVERY TIME!

You're not American.

Got 9k Exp without dying bounty Melee kill 30 enemies without dying Kill 100 enemies without dying Got all 3 bounties on my low level hunter. All got reset cause the captain jumped me... I was so pissed off, got my fire team mate to stay at the map and I brought my titan to kill the captain because it was personal....PERSONAL

I started a new warlock all over again, went into this area and got Insta gibbed by the guy. I completely forgot about him and what level he was Sigh

When I was leveling my hunter in patrol I hated doing the scan mission in that area. I'm sure guardians nearby me could have gotten their tears bounties done.

You look cute today