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5/19/2015 11:09:13 PM
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How do you deal with hard to read girls?
There's this girl I'm interested in. She's really pretty and has a great personality. She's really weird when it comes to dating because she's been hurt before. I think she might be interested in me. How do I make a move without scaring her off?
[spoiler]don't be jerks about it pls[/spoiler]
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Inb4FHerRightInThePussyTroll
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Angry Dragon.
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Get glasses
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Edited by R-E-D-C-E-L-L: 5/20/2015 5:52:28 PMIt's your confidence man... Are you confident that you can treat her better than guys that fcked her over in the past? Then be a man and step up and show her. Ask her if she's cool with dinner. Ask her about what's important to her. Get to the part about love. Find out what you need to know. And show her you can do better than they did. Convince her you're the man that everything will be different with. All a girl really wants at first is someone she can trust.
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Edited by AmatoxinAnthrax: 5/20/2015 5:38:45 PM[b]An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way [/b]to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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Toast/Envelope
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Be gentle ;D
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You ask, done and done
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Wear glasses
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Show her your dank 420 noscopes.
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Toast/envelope
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Hard to read grills... Switch to charcoal.
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Be blunt , just go up to them and ask them out.
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Nuke.
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Don't be too forward and take it slow
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Edited by MAGNETBOY258: 5/20/2015 4:35:35 PMSHOVE YOUR PP IN HER POOPER.... that usually works for me
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Just ask how she's been, try to be funny in a way that comes naturally (never try too hard) and.. Yeah that's about it. As far as I can think of at the moment.
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Have you tried the toast/envelope method? No but seriously[spoiler]try xbox.com[/spoiler]
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Sparknotes
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....say hi? Go from there
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How to read a girl: • Go to the "library" • Check her out • Open her up • Stick a book mark in there
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9 Replies"She's been hurt before" isn't much to go on. Anyone that's ever been in a relationship that's ended has been hurt.
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Invite her to a group event like karaoke, barbecue or bowling.
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4 RepliesGlasses
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Me? I don't.
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Edited by Onion Beetle: 5/20/2015 12:23:39 AM[quote]How do you deal with hard to read girls?[/quote] I don't, they're not worth the time. Too many self-proclaimed 'damaged' 'broken' chicks with daddy issues.
