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5/9/2015 8:33:26 AM
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>be me
>late 2014
>reading newspaper
>classifieds section
>personal advertisements
>oh bby.jpg
>call one Woman over for some sexy times
>advertisement says "mature," so expecting milf
>hear door knocking
>answer
>See old lady, easily 70, standing at the door
>Ask her what she wants, see if I can get her to leave before my escort arrives
>"Yes, I was called out here. Are you Zonda*?"
>mfw she was the one I called
Still banged
[spoiler]*like I'd share my IRL name with you guys...[/spoiler]
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1 Reply
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Expected fresh prince thread, was disappoint.
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7 RepliesWho reads the newspaper in 2014. Go on Craigslist you fool
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But who was phone?
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Edited by Upperclass Bum: 5/9/2015 8:40:03 AM>Mfw no "get on floor, everybody walk the dinosaur" -4/20, not dank enough
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5 Repliesso when does the fresh prince of bel air come into this
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I cri evrytiem
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I didn't read any of this post, but I saw it was lonely so here's a bump.
