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Edited by Scorpius: 5/7/2015 12:59:48 AM
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Destinty Jokes

Hey Everyone, Wanna try out some jokes see if their any good. please say what ones you like. 1. A Titan walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink, he looks over and hears a Warlock shouting aaaAAHHH ! the Titan says what you shouting for ? Warlock: Every time i pick up my drink, I blow it up with my powers, Titan says how do you think the Hunter feels, no one can See Him he never gets Served. 2.Q: Why are Hunters better than Titans ? A: Because they don't Push you around. 3.Q: Why are Mimes banned from the Tower ? A: Because the Speaker can't talk with them 4: A Hunter was cleaning his Cape and A Warlock came over and said "why do you wear a Cape, do you think your a Super Hero or something ? " The Hunter turns to the Warlock and says " Well at least I don't walk around wearing a Dress. 5. Xur a.k.a Slug Face, was standing in the Tower selling his usual Junk, When a Warlock walks up to him and says " Just What is Agents of the Nine ? is it like a Spy Agency ? " Xur says " Well i could tell you but i'd have to Kill you... " The Warlock pauses for a moment and says " That's okay i got Radiance i'll just come back to life. "

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