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Edited by Shirano: 5/3/2015 1:02:11 PM
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Titans in a nut shell

One day a titan was walking through a field. A small butterfly fluttered past, the titan panicked and used his fist of havoc. I'm adding the this is a joke tag because it seems some people don't understand this

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  • Edited by MsStormcaller: 5/3/2015 5:03:39 PM
    Okay I got a joke for each class: One day a titan was on a vanguard mission to disarm a giant Fallen stink bomb, he couldn't decide whether to cut the blue wire or the red one, the pressure got to him so he fist of panicked and now the whole cosmodrome smells like shite which is why guardians wear helmets there. One day a hunter decided to join a VoG raid, as if that wasnt bad enough, he decided to activate his arc blade when Atheon teleported him, the Oracles spawned one after the other, he stood there helplessly trying to attack the oracles with his blunt blade. The whole fireteam to this day are forever lost in time. One day a warlock decided to raid, own crucible and then complete the nightfall solo. She succeeded. The end. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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