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Edited by InfectReality: 4/1/2015 8:51:33 PM
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My Job is unbelievable.

Ill try to sum it up first by telling you about the folks I work with. First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah, ok she is pretty hot but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is dumb as a bag of rocks, and I still find it surprising she has enough brain power to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on the scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be this stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every damn day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Heck, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with it's constant bellowing. Also both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonald's and Burger King every damn day. Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.
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