If you had the chance to crack open a piñata and inside it was filled with something you wanted, what would it be?
Remember it has to fit in a normal sized piñata!
Edit: top contents so far are money, bees, and candy.
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Live bees
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Edited by The Arkwolf: 5/2/2015 1:19:23 AMSharks. Imagine. (At Little Billy's birthday party. He just turned 9.) Lil' Billy: Oh yay a piñata! Father: (hands Lil' Billy a baseball bat) (A bunch of friends gather around to snatch up some candy) (Billy hits the piñata three times. But when it breaks, a bunch of sharks fall out and proceed to fück shit up.) Announcer: Coming this summer, [b][i]Piñata Sharks![/i][/b]
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Slimy, multiple color, bloody eye balls. :3
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Semen.
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As many $100,000 bills as possible. I know they aren't currently in circulation, which would mean extra value on top of value.
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Herawin
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Doughnut holes
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Crack balls
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Pink ping pong balls
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[quote] Remember it has to fit in a normal sized piñata![/quote] Women
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MONEY!
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Edited by NeaChan: 5/2/2015 12:29:32 AMA lot of $100 bills
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Legos.
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The good candy, chewy life savers, sour skittles, green twizzlers, strawberry laffy taffy. Stuff like that.
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Black jack and hookers.
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Sex toys, condoms, and anything to do with bdsm. Candy is for 5 year olds.
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Edited by foreverwilling: 5/2/2015 1:00:00 AMHahahahahahaha 50 shades of grey falls out
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Hyperdermic needles.
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Ermmmm mini oreos and smarties but only the orange ones
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A litter of new born puppies *twirls moustache*
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A piñata
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Hundreds of those assorted mini bottles of liquor
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Drugs
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Money.
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A black hole
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Impact grenades