>I loved Zoid so much, I had saved all of her shitposts and memes. >I pray to Zoid every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given. >"Zoid is love" I say; "Zoid is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Zoid >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Zoid >I am so happy >She whispers into my ear "I sexually identify as a Bungie.net." >She grabs me with her powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Zoid >She penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Zoid >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against her force >I want to please Zoid >She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love >My dad walks in >Zoid looks him straight in the eyes and says "Jet fuel can't melt dank memes." >Zoid leaves through my window >Zoid is love. Zoid is life.