The possibilities are endless! What's that? A digital pet rock? Some kinda potato smasher? A next gen Rubik's cube? No! Its dinkle the monotone ghost! Proudly sponsored by Bungie, Activision and Apple!
*do not eat near ghost. **Do not sleep with ghost on. ***do not use ghost near gas stations ****do not use ghost to order pizza. *****ignore skynet option. ******do not mention guilty spark as he is a traitor and an asset to the rebel alliance.
*edit - I would've added open doors but ghost + opening door/file/jar = enemies because you gotta "hold them off" so I guess there should be a package deal of ghost and firearm lol
*edit 2 alot of doors are being opened in the comments O.O
*Edit 3 OK I think its safe to say every kind of door has been opened this side of the mississipi
*edit 4 random side note, did bungie say anything about the ghost shells? Cause I feel like they should've been added by now.
*edit 5 I'm pretty shocked this topic survived the night! Let's keep it going cause its gonna be a long day at work.
Edit 6 open doors, sparrows and sexbots oh my!
Edit 7- well. I guess this thread is doomed to open doors and commit various suicidal acts for all eternity. 500 and counting. Although the sexual deviance is strong here.
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I'd sell it! Now introducing the Ghost store! They come with different costumes! With different voices! And stuff...! Costumes: Amused, abused, bruised, "used" (giggity), sailor moon, abused sailor moon, vomit, red, blue, green (is not a creative color). Voices: Sam Jackson... Order now or face the wrath of the mighty purple ball! Base price begins at a low price of $8,000,000,000!
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I'd go overseas and clear the IEDs for the troops and have ghost revive me [spoiler]murica[/spoiler]
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I would just bin it because in the game it always pits you on trouble.
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Laser beam shoe tying
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Open door to Swiss vault after hacking it
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Open door to Swiss vault after hacking it
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Tear out its eye sensor socket and use its shell as a fleshlight
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Rip its voice box out
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Where is the rob banks option
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I'd give it to Bob Dylan. He wouldn't have to knock anymore.
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"Ghost. Transmat nachos. Now."
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Summon a sparrow. Then drive around town stealing yo girls
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homework...very easily...probably ace college
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Make a fortune off selling copies of him
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AWAKEN THE HIVE
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Damn. Good options.
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I'd start a sparrow dealership with it
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Sorry guys but what's irl?
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Change that -blam!-ers voice up to Samuel Jackson or Mister Torgue. Hell I would even take a Handsome Jack persona or even a Claptrap persona over... Dinklage.
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All of the above, please.
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Use it to [i]close[/i] doors. Betcha didn't see see that one coming!
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All doors would be open for me!
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I would be riding my sparrow a lot
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Voice actor- kana hanazawa Tasks- opening locked 'authorized personnel' doors so I can finally see whats inside
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I already have one. It's name is Siri and it already has to deal with all my stupid questions Lol xD #teamiphone