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I Sexually Identify as a Gjallarhorn
I sexually Identify as a Gjallarhorn . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hurling explosive projectiles from my tubular crevice at the legions of the Darkness. People say to me that a person being a rocket launcher is Impossible and I’m fuсking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Wolfpack Rounds, Tracking, and superior reloading capabilities on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ghally” and respect my right to detonate on impact and impact raid team effectiveness. If you can’t accept me you’re a ghalliphobe and need to check your weapon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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2 Replies*walks into thread* *walks out of thread*
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1 ReplyGueer ass weirdo.
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A beautiful story :) some just do not understand i remember when i became The last word but a curtain someone the gunsmith is using us as a shield for his stupid cause #Not your weapon
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1 Reply
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2 Replies[quote]I sexually identify as a Gjallarhorn.[/quote] You make children scream?
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I guess I can only upgrade my Gjallarhorn after it has dropped.
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1 ReplyWas so expecting the pic to be a naked dude with a giant gally dong
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As a no life social justice warrior, I support you Ghally.
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1 ReplyGjallarhorn has proximity detonation. You, sir, are a fraud.
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Does anyone have any rare Pepe's for sale? I really would like to ge.... Oh shit.. wrong forum.. Sorry for interrupting your coming out party Mr... or is it Ms. Ghally? ....... this is awkward..... *slowly backs out of the room*
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Meth. Not even once
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3 RepliesYou may be a gjallarhorn but I'm a MEGA GJALLARHORN
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[quote]Ever since I was a boy...[/quote] And this was when? Last week?
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1 ReplyU goh gurl!!!
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I am Thornkin and this triggers me.
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1 ReplyTriggered!
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1 ReplyDo you get aroused when someone pulls your trigger?
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Damn. I'll have what he's been drinking.
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... I'm out.
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1 ReplyWhat are your favorite pronouns? Gjallim/Gjaller/Gjallarhself? Post your tumblr
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1 ReplyDo you even? :-/
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Bahaha awesome
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Lmao this post made my night. XD Congrats on your successful changes, Ghally. XD
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2 Repliesfrankly I am triggered by you triggering people who are triggered by posts like this.
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This thread makes me happy
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[quote]I sexually Identify as a Gjallarhorn . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hurling explosive projectiles from my tubular crevice at the legions of the Darkness.[/quote] Took me a minute to clean my mind.
