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I don't know how or why my penis is hugging you, but okay
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Edited by Plasma Eagle: 5/4/2015 3:53:53 PMSorry, my hands uncontrollably hug people.
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Son, mothers likes to show their love trough hugs and kisses. There's nothing wrong with that
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Dude that girl died two years ago
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Awww.... How nice of you to give Ya mum a hug! ;)
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Well I do know of a few isolated abandoned mine shafts that are no where near civilization But before I get to that I would start with kindly asking her to stop talking with you and break off the friend ship. If the problem persists. Then I do investigation. I find out who you are, your phone number, email address, social media, where you work, your school, what your class schedule is, what vehicle you drive along with details of the vehicle, I locate where you live, your daily schedule, when you sleep, all without either of you knowing. Then I kindly ask again but this time I sit and watch, it keeps occurring. Well then I start to step in, I contact you via social media/email [b] anonymously[/b] asking you to stop seeing and break all communication to a perticular female you are getting close to.(no names used but yours) I wait some more I watch more If I see more then I'll step in and make sure nobody sees you ever again, I won't personally kill you but I will leave you to die. I will trip your car alarm Chloroform you when you investigate the car, drag your unconscious body in to my pickups bed. Tie your arms and legs with straps, then strap you down to the bed so you can't move, gag you with a new rag fresh from a package, tape your mouth shut, tie a helmet bag over your head, drive out an undisclosed location, follow the abandoned roads and trails till I get to the mineshaft I thought of. Park my truck kill all lights ,wait untill I can see by the light of the moon and stars. Open ,the tonnue cover on my truck, I notice you squirming, I chloroform you again. Undo the straps holding you in. Drag you or of the truck, set you in a chair near the opening of the shaft, wait until you start to regain consciousness, I then break both ankles, then both legs at the knees, while you are sitting there in utter agony crying and trying to talk I'll, unveil you, un gag you, while holding a flood light In your face so you can't see me,while you're sitting their crying why, I hit you in. The lower back and paralyze you from the waist down , I cut your restraints from the chair, as you fall from the chair, I grab it move it to the side and shove you in to the shaft. Even though I cannot see or hear you crying from the shaft, I throw you 2 water bottles and a rope. Then pack up everything and leave, Knowing I didn't kill you but I pretty much condemned you to death, with little survivability May God have mercy on you.
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Edited by The Fallen Zyzz: 5/4/2015 1:18:44 PMI'm not worried. I'm confident enough to know that she wouldn't leave me for a lesser man. And, if she did, that just gives me a good reason to not want to continue to be with her. Why would I care about someone who doesn't care about me?
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>Implying I have one
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Nothing, because if my girlfriend keeps hugging you that means you have some mental problems as I do not have a girlfriend; therefore, you would have imagined it so vividly you perceived it as real and you would be getting hugged by something that is not real. In conclusion, if my girlfriend were hugging you I would be worried for your mental health and try to get help to see why you think that.
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Pull down your pants and fuсk your tight little asshole while my girlfriend shoves a Popsicle stick in your dick and shits in your mouth [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Ha jokes on you. I don't have a girlfriend.
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That's good. Now my wife won't get suspicious...
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1. Sleep with hooker 2. Contract herpes 3. Pass herpes to girlfriend 4. Let girlfriend sleep with you 5. You now have herpes
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I shotgun shell with your name on it.
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Go cold turkey on that hallucinogen?
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Edited by Queen Marika's Golden Boy: 5/4/2015 3:36:00 AMUh....uh.....gimme a sec...
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Nothing. Don't have one.
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Nothing, cry when I get home.
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3some.
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Kill her.
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Girlfriend? *laughs*
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Wonder why my imagination likes you so much. [spoiler];~;[/spoiler]
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Hug you with her
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Wonder when I fell asleep
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Get rekt dont have on dont think I ever will
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Bomb the school