This thread is a place for the flood to relax and read some haiku. Get a mug of hot chocolate, a warm blanket, a fireplace and get cozy!
[b]Haiku's may be about anything[/b]
Haiku's can be funny, serious, beautiful or just plain stupid. As long as it fits the format it is allowed in this thread.
For those who do no know the form of a haiku is
5 syllables in the first line
7 syllables in the second
And 5 in the last
Haiku's can deviate a bit from this pattern but this is the usual format.
Please do not insult others poetry.
Examples:
This one's straight from the head of sixth grade me. (That guy was weird)
[spoiler]Bazinga he says
As he chomps down on your head
Sheldon's a zombie[/spoiler]
Not mine but it's a classic
[spoiler]haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator[/spoiler]
Here's another
[spoiler]Make haiku's now guys
Do what you do best my friends
Call me a fgt[/spoiler]
The best shall be copy and pasted up here, (with credit of course)
Please do not take credit for a poem you did not create.
[b]Haiku battles![/b] They're like rap battles, but lamer! If you want to participate in one simply make a post asking people to challenge you! Or you can just ask someone to battle with you!
English
#Offtopic
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You know who I am I work in a lab with walt Yeah, it's science bitch
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 11/9/2015 10:05:02 PMYou are ebola A cancer to the world And I hope you die XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I can words very well And my grammar gets gooder I make this cuz can
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It's snowing on Mount Fuji
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A falling feather Tainted at the Earth's surface Catapults hit birds
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OP's a fgt He cannot stop sucking dick Gayest man ever
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Bush is a jihad Jet fuel does not melt steel beams Illuminati
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Velociraptor Cinnamon toast crunch is the best Refrigerator
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Wow haikus are hard I don't think I can create I will just give up
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Haikus are short poems Sometimes they do not make sense Refrigerator
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Five, seven, then five. These syllables make haikus Not for simpletons.
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 4/16/2015 2:45:39 AMOP is a -blam!- He likes to suck Fomans thing He does it for free
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welcome to the flood go -blam!- yourself desticle porch day is quite near
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r0ses r r3d, v10l3ts r blu, Stfu, No u.
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Op is fgt LOLZ FO DAYZ TROLOLOLOL ALL HAIL THE LORD LENNY