From social ills to financial disasters, society today faces many difficult problems. But I have a simple solution which would benefit everyone: public coconut brothels. Just a few of the benefits include: -Strong revenue stream without an increase in taxes -Attract tourism, boosting multiple sectors of the economy in the process -Create thousands of high quality jobs for the people who operate and maintain the facilities and prepare of the coconuts -Build a sense of community as everyone in a town would have a common pleasure to share and a common meeting place -Reduction in mental health problems due to reduced stress and the fact that no one would be a permavirgin loser anymore -Reduction in STD's because the coconuts have no STD's -Public oversight will ensure professional caring of the coconuts as opposed to the unknown conditions in underground coconut brothels -Socially safe and neutral environment for children, teens, and adults to release tension without drama -Reduction in divorce as people would have an option for sex without having affairs -Reduction in teen pregnancy because they will have an alternative (and superior) outlet And undoubtedly, there would be additional benefits that cannot be forseen today. So write to your representative and ask for a public coconut brothel to be built in your city!