Ok, so a lot of people were asking about how Tabasco sauce got in my ass when I posted about my ass sweat problem (I'll edit a link in a minute to that thread, if you're interested) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/101788259/0/0 Here's my story.... It was a day like any other. I woke up, took a shower and got ready for my day. Now, keep in mind, this was before I solved my ass sweat problem, so the back of my pants were already soaked. No I mean like dripping wet soaked. So anyways I'm walking down the street going to work and what not, when I stop for a quick hot dog. The hotdog guy was like "Hey man, I think you sat in something. Want me to get you a towel?" I say no, and explain my situation, and asked if he knows anyone with similar experiences. Now this sneaky little bastard, noticing my disability, wanted to take advantage of my ass sweat. Being the snide little bitch he is, he's like "Actually, yes. I had a cousin who had really bad ass sweat. He solved the problem by plugging a bottle of Tabasco sauce into his ass hole, and letting the sauce drain into it." Now, if you've read my last post, you'll know that I was pretty desperate for a cure for my ass sweat. So, I did it. I went down a nearby ally and plugged the bottle perfectly into my ass, and let it flow. The pain was excruciating. I screamed so loud, somebody called the cops about someone being murdered. I lay stomach down on the ground, with an empty bottle lodged in my ass screaming. When the cops showed up, they helped me dislodge the bottle, but laughed in my face. My ass is still practically on fire. My eyes were bloodshot and of course I was pissed. When I could actually move 5 feet without my ass feeling like it was going to tear, I walked to the hot dog stand fuming, both out my head and my ass of course. The little shit was on break, nowhere to be seen. I saw him a few weeks later and he was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. It took months for my ass to heal, but that's when I put the deodorant on it, and the cycle repeated. Anyways, thanks for your time. -Talos