I've posted this before* and I will post it again. But here's my story... It was a cold, dark day and myself and five other Guardians were at Atheon on Hard Mode. We were no match. We tried and we tried and we tried but alas, we could not prevail. We decided to give it one more go and I ended up being the last man standing. Just as we were about to give up, the impossible happened. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has joined the Fireteam"[/i][/b] We were stunned. A seventh Fireteam member? How could this be? He joined the game and immediately proceeded to revive my fallen comrades; even though we were on Hard Mode. At this point me and the rest of the Fireteam were perplexed. Regardless of the unworldly, God-like wizardry we had just experienced, we pressed on. "OK g-g-get ready to teleport g-guys" I mumbled. SmoggyPluto let out a silent yet hearty chuckle and merely muttered the words: [i]"No."[/i] Immediately Atheon shed a tear, lifted up the Gates and proceeded to cheese himself by running off of the edge. We were speechless. I think the female member of the Fireteam had an orgasm. We all received a No Land Beyond each except from SmoggyPluto whom received a Gjallarhorn. He showed his distaste by going: [i]"Humph".[/i] Immediately, all of our No Land Beyonds turned to Gjallarhorns and we were all level 32 with maxed out Raid gear. However, his Gjallarhorn had turned into a No Land Beyond. [i]"That's better"[/i] he said. [b][i]"SmoggyPluto has left the Fireteam"[/i][/b] *https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93468923/0/0

Weekly reset was here once again, on the hunt for new and exciting raid gear I turned my attention to soloing the lamps on Crota hard mode. I tweaked my skill set for my hunter, agility as high as it can go, invisibility as often as I could get it. With fear and trepidation in my eyes I took the first steps into the abyss ready to run for my life and claim my reward. It started well as I approached the first lamp, all was quiet.....too quiet... It was then I heard the bloodcurdling screams, thousands of yellow eyes emerging from the darkness, claws and teeth glowing in the dim light of the extinguished lamp, the green glow of hundreds of cursed thrall mixed with their vicious brethren all descending upon me! It's over...they came from nowhere and were seconds away from tearing me limb from limb! It was then I heard a crash, like a mountain falling from the heavens upon my location. All stood still for what seemed like an eternity, the thrall army stood motionless looking for what could possibly have shaken the earth with such force. Then I heard footsteps, slow steady and strong, shaking the earth with every step. "What is that?? Is crota here??" I asked myself, the footsteps came closer and emerging from the darkness I could see the outline of legends, the only guardian with one of a kind batman raid gear made from recycled ghallarhorns and Atheon skin! The thralls screamed once more before turning and running as fast as possible away from my location, fleeing into the darkness and scrambling over each other desperately to escape such brilliance. The hero raised his fist to the sky and growled "[b]CROTAAAAAA!!![/b]" The air itself split at the sound of his war cry, in the distance I heard an ungodly voice mutter "shit! It's Pluto....dad, smoggyplutos back!" The weight of darkness grew heavier, it went from x10 to x5000 in seconds! I was pinned to the floor under such a massively heavy burden. The hero laughed and triple jumped to my location, he pulled me up and said "[b]wait here guardian, I got this[/b]" He triple jumped, blinked and glided faster than the speed of light across the map. From the distance I could hear crota begging "no, leave me alone! Here take my lunch money" "I'll tell my dad" "Pluto, please!!" And then silence followed by "[b]NO[/b]" A massive explosion ripped through the moon as smoggypluto beat crota to death with his own oversoul. I returned to orbit, I had been awarded 20 cruxs, 15 hawkmoons, 15 last words and raid gear for all 3 characters as well as early access to the house of wolves. From my ship in orbit I stared at the hole in the moon, hoping to see some sign of that hero that saved my life and the world in such a quick time....I did. From the ashes of crotas temple he emerged flying on a cloud and laughing "[b]HAHA! ONWARD TO CRAWMERAX![/b] I told my take at the tower, nobody believed me, they thought me mad. But i know the truth.

I owe him my life. One freezing winter day I was lost, cold, and very hungry I could barely move on. A homeless man in a shrouded hoody handed me $3. I couldn't believe in such selflessness. I must of looked worse off then him. I couldn't refuse the man no matter how hard I tried to tell him he should keep it. I thought to myself with $3 I could buy a McDonald's feast and could regain my senses. I proceeded to look for a McDonalds. I turned down a long dark alleyway. I was suddenly surrounded by a gang they called themselves the G-Horns. They all had black leather jackets and greased up hair. All I could find was a small twig to defend myself from their knives. Out of nowhere a familiar voice came out and said leave that man alone. He pulled down his shrouded hood and I could believe my eyes....it was Smoggypluto... The gang laughed at him and said get em boys. They were about to punch me in the face and Smoggy used his face to shield me. Smoggy told me to run. I bolted and as I looked back but it was horrible they were beating him sensless. I was about to phone for help when I saw a bloody Smoggypluto approach me. He was suddenly wearing a Rambo bandanna and had a gattling gun with a giant ammo belt and an rpg strapped to his back. I asked him howww? But I should of known better. He only replied "You found a stick and I found this in the dumpster they threw me in." Smoggy is a hero to all...hated by evil.

Is he like the chuck norris of Destiny?

Smoggypluto can do the first blood bounty in 1 match.

As I was soloing phogoth I ran out of ammo in my primary and phogoth grabbed me picked me up and went to swallow me whole, but then smoggy Pluto loaded in and punched its jaw off and the blood rained onto my pulse rifle and he picked it up and attached his knife to my gun and used all his might to spiral the gun and it speared phogoth in the head. This gun came to be known as red death....

"Ghost, where are we right now?" "These coordinates and the mass of the planet suggest that it should be Pluto. But... " "But what?" "Pluto was supposed to have been taken over by the Vex as their stronghold. An impenetrable fortress, far grander than the Vault on Venus." "Since when have the Vex done some gardening? And is that a beach resort? A-are those Vex Praetorians serving lemonade? Who could've done all thi-" "I'm picking up some readings! Rapid atmospheric changes happening all around us!" "Ghost, what's happening?" "It seems to be some kind of thick cloud. I'm getting the same readings all over the planet. It's foggy all over Pluto. No, wait. That's not quite right. This isn't fog, it's-" "Smog."

SmoggyPluto once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded

Who?