New live action action trailers depict a rivalry between [i]Spartan Locke??[/i] and OG Master Chief...
How did we get here? What did I miss? Is the excitement real for Halo 5?
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Chief wakes up in broken ship, cortana is like bby wake up. Chief is up and walks around, sees aliens and gets pew pew guns. Big alien Death Star eats all the alien ships and chief and they are inside. Long story short cortana has AIDS and can copy herself and crap. She holds down sith master diadect Cuz you know, AI's can touch ppl. Chief goes ALLAHU AKBAR and blows up a nuke manually, survives Cuz science and cortana touches his nip and says I always wanted to do that......the end