You better gear up, you better max out,
Your armors ´n gunz because, hear me out,
Saladin is coming to town!
He´s bringing new bounties (well, Bungie said so!)
So pick up that shader, get ready to go,
Saladin is coming to town!
You will be shot with Red Death,
Icebreaker, Thorn and Truth.
Unless you have the Mythoclast,
Son I´m feeling bad for you.
You better rank up, you must do it fast!
This "balanced" event is not gonna last...
Saladin is coming to town!
He brought some cool guns, some uniforms too!
But if you dismantle them, no Shards for you.
Saladin is coming to town!
You will be hating shotguns,
and Supers everywhere.
All the low-levels in your team,
and the Suros? No one cares!
You better gear up, you better max out,
Your armors ´n gunz because, hear me out,
Saladin is coming to tooooown!
*Hoping that this little piece of nonsense brings a smile to your faces and gives you some energy. See you in PVP tomorrow!*
Edit: Well... we have ONE new bounty, and the only change is that except of having Auto Rifle headshots, you have "any primary" headshots.
GG, Bungie. GG.
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Has Santa Saladin blessed any of you so far?