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Edited by WeAreN7Legion:
3/18/2015 7:56:34 AM
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Place jokes here
I'm on a 20 hour bus ride with 4 hours left. Please leave jokes so I don't lose my sanity.
Edit: Wow thanks guys. Was not expecting so many responses!
Edit: Down to 2 hours. I love you guys!...you know in a platonic way...
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3 RepliesI used to be a guardian like you... Then I took a sparrow to the knee
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Found this gem on a different post. Someone was wondering about how Hive gods reproduced, and one guy responded: "I'm not really sure, but it has something to do with the three wise knights and the virgin wizard." Almost died laughing.
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1 ReplyThis is the most inapropriate joke I have ever laughed at, I felt bad after. What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
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3 RepliesI went to a hive party once...it was enthralling...
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destiny
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Edited by Scooby Foo: 3/18/2015 8:55:27 AM2 men on a boat. One of them notices a beer cooler with a tin coffee can inside and asks "what's that for" The other replies, "oh, it's a magical genie. Feel free to make a wish, but I'll warn you, he's hard of hearing." So, the first man opens the coffee tin, and out comes an old, withering genie. "You may make a wish" says the genie, to which the man replies, "ok... I'd like a million bucks" ...... With a flash of light, down pours a million ducks. "Your wish has been granted" says the genie "Hey, I said a million bucks, not a million ducks" Says the man who made the wish. Disgruntled, he asks the second man for a lighter, wanting for a cigarette. The second man hands him a gigantic lighter, and the first man says, "where'd you get this giant lighter from!?" The second man says, "that damn genie, I told you he's hard of hearing... What, you think I wished for a huge bic!?"
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4 Replies2 nuns in a bath, one asks "where's the soap", the other replies "does rather, doesn't it". Love to see how many people get this one.
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4 RepliesHere's one for everyone: 3 blondes are trapped on an island and find a lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. He tells them that since there is 3 of them they each get one wish. One asks to be 100 times smarter; so she turns into a brunette, cuts down some trees, and builds a boat to get to the main land. One asks to be 1000 times smarter; so she turns into a redhead, cuts down some trees, and builds a plane to get to the main land. The last one asks to be a million times smarter, and turns into a man.
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1 ReplyVault of Glass ...let that sink in.
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An older Chinese couple are having a stale sex life. The husband sugests that they try 69. The wife says "why you want pork fried rice and chicken fingers?"
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Edited by WeAreN7Legion: 3/18/2015 7:55:46 AMPretend I could delete this accident.
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1 ReplyMy mate had just bought a house with period features. I suspect he doesn't call her that to her face though.
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1 ReplyNecrocasm Here's a better one Dragons breath Even better Xur selling Ghorn Mabye one more? I think yes Atheon drops
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I was one playing with a titan. There was this group enemies huddled together. He said wait and see this he climbed to a high place and jumped and used FoH. I said: "Now that's what I call Titanfall"
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1 ReplyWhat's the difference between Sin and Shame? [spoiler] It's a Sin to stick it in, and a Shame to take it out[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOne guy told me that felwinters lie was a shotgun! Its obviously a sniper rifle....
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1 ReplyAuto rifles. 'Nuff said.
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5 Replies*Pushes dreg off cliff* Looks down and says it seems you have fallen
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1 ReplyYou play destiny too much if... Your wife's panties are the rarest drop of all
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1 ReplyHow do you make a Dreg drink? Put it in a blender.
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13 Repliesyer mum
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1 ReplyEdited by LiCkEr2249: 3/18/2015 7:09:13 AMWhat do a pizza delivery guy and an gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell the goods but not eat them.
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Hunters and warlocks
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1 ReplyDid you hear about the time I got the Crux of Crota? Yeah, me neither. 26 Hard Mode completions and one flawless first sword run on my Hunter and it still eludes my grasp.
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1 ReplyGjallarhorn is the best thing to ever happen to Destiny! A+++ Worth exotic slot 100% of forever!!!!
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1 ReplyDestiny [spoiler]funny joke huh[/spoiler]
