Crotas thought when fighting guardians now. Oh these guys can't hurt me unless they use one of my own swords.... best way to take them out is to send a guy with one of my swords out to kill them. Damn it they killed him! But its ok, they guy who picked up the sword just vanished so he doesn't exist anymore. Ha, look they are all firing their rockets from the window ledge at me but they can't actually hurt me. OMFG NERF THE GJALLARHORN THAT THING HURTS. WHAT THE HELL that guy who picked up the sword just appeared and is beating me up with it! HAHA I'm up again guys and i'll kill your sword bearer, look he dropped the sword and Punched me...... Wait, he vanished again. What the hell Lag?!?! Oh they are firing again! Well the sword bearer just vanished so no threat.... OMFG GJALLARHORN IS OP! What the actual shit?! The sword bearer appeared out of nowhere and is whacking me again! OH now they are all running back inside the room they came from. No minions, don't go in there they are all just dancing in front of the glass, look I am pointing them out for you. I will go back to the middle again and send a sword guy out, that is clearly the winning strategy! (Sword guy gets killed and another sword is pulled off). OK guys this clearly isn't working, Knights, why must you continuously shoot at those bubbles? I know you hate the color but its clearly not getting you anywhere. Time to send the ogres out! Wait, they just spawn-camped one and black hammered the other to death. I really wish I hadn't dropped one of the most effective weapons in the game on normal difficulty..... OMG they are hiding in that room again.... COWARDS. This time I will send in some dude to get you.... Thrall... in you go! Knights, sword bearer and gatekeeper, you stay where you are. You guys clearly have no idea what you are doing. Time to go to the middle again! (After first sword) OK F-THIS I am enraging! Why didn't I do this earlier!?! DIE! Balls. I am dead. Jokes on you though.... enjoy your nechrocasm.......

How do you know all this?

Anyone else notice that the last area where you fight Crota himself is a picture of his face. For all you platformers that can get up the tower (left boomer tower) to the extreme high points, climb up there and look down. You can distinctly see his three eyes and where Crota stands is his mouth. The two large horns to each side of Crota is actually the bottom of his mouth/chin. The two areas that Crota moves to are his two lower eyes and the crystal room is his third upper eye. Kinda cool. Just thought I would share it.

Eris said herself that they first saw crota in in the temple of crota not in his dream world

Eris is a warlock...

Im if it's his view why is it in third person?

You should of had us win

I would like to hear his thoughts as we cheese parts of the raid lol. "What are these idiots doing at my bridge? Lol, they are trying to fly across with the sword." Guardian gets across. "Well damn, I ain't even mad."

Expected [i]Fresh Prince[/i]. Disappointed

Pretty good, but I have to be [i]that guy[/i] who informs you that Eris' team never went to the Crota's End raid. Eris and her team did "The Wakening".

To his delight, the team of guardians were confused at his bridge. They spent an hour [i]watching YouTube to[/i] figure out how to cross the chasm. Inwardly, he grinned, hoping they would die painfully. But, after [i]one guardian put away his cell phone, he watched all but the lone Titan jump to their death. The remaining guardian pulled out his sniper rifle with unlimited ammo, sniped his sword bearer, grab the sword, jumped from the highest pillar he could find, and then slashed his way over the bridge he spent months developing. T[/i]hey succeeded.

Then 6 31s beat the crap out of him with Ghorn. The end.

[quote]Maybe someday, a true threat would return.[/quote] And that threat was a man by the name of sc Slayerage

Nice job m8

My take on Crota from his POV: Here I am 50,000 meters under ground and these pain in the ass Guardians are still finding me. WTF? My Auntie Omnigul lends me her nephew Ogres and a million Thrall slaves and I send them out and what happens? The useless pieces of shit fail of course. These bloody bastards Guardians then make it across my bridge, kill my next door neighbor Swordbearers and then after killing another two of my brainless, fat nephews they steal more of my treasure. Now what? They're coming after my wife Ir Yut and her baby sisters. Hey, they just killed my wife and we didn't even get to have any make up sex after last nights argument. Damn them blamming Guardians. And now they're coming after me. WTF did I do to them to deserve all this? I swear if my final two lazy ass fat nephews don't protect me - hey they just got killed too - bloody useless slobs! Now what? Hey can't you damn Boomers take them out for Oversouls' sake? Oh no - that one just became invisible -where the hell is he - Ouch! Hey WTF did - hey leave me along damn it! I'm getting over there on the left - I'm sick and tired of being hacked at. Oh come on you damn idiot Swordbearer - not again. Okay, I'm gong over to the middle - you last useless Boomers shoot their asses! Damn they get distracted so damn easy! Oh come on not again! That bastard invisible guy - where the hell did he go - OUCH, OUCH, OUCH damn it - I'll get that blammer - oh no not again! Ouch, I'm not going to stay here - I'm leaving - I'll just move around and not let them finish. Let them call it a damn glitch or whatever - I'm sick and tired of the shit. Goodbye you bastards!

nicely written. :)