Bungie, I humbly request that I obtain the gun of my dreams. It is called the Motherf****** bullshit. It is a machine gun that has the range of a sniper rifle, and rate of fire like the Deviant Gravity-A. The thing I want to alter is when I shoot my rounds, I desire that when my shots make contact with any object that my bullets will explode and from those explosions, rockets will ascend into the air to once again come down to earth to cause mass destruction to the enemy. It has 300 rounds in the mag and and has 1500 in storage. It has a triple bayonet and that grants me one hit melee. The gun starts out with 300 damage and may be upgraded to 500. Now, onto the perks. The first perk is called "Cant Stop me Now" which is when I aim down my sights I have a triple over-shield. The second perk is called "No Snatchies" and when I die, my gun combusts into a mini nuclear explosion killing any enemies nearby. No, this does not mean I don't get MY gun. It respawns with me as I respawn. On the side of it, in big, bold letters it says Bullshit. The description of the gun is "Its gonna be a cluster f***, no doubt." I yearn for this gun with all my heart. So I humbly request that I am gifted this gun. This gun is Lord Shaxx approved. Have fun posting your dream gun, that's just mine.