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Edited by BenjyX55: 3/3/2015 6:12:01 PM
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A message to NASA

Hello NASA. I know absolutely nothing about what you do, and absolutely nothing about the moon, but I have seen that one Wallace and Gromit movie where the moon turns Wallace into a giant rabbit, so I know the moon can have harmful effects on people. Now, someone I know was exposed to direct moonlight at a very young age, and he now has autism. So NASA, for the good of all of our children, I'm asking you to blow up the moon. I know many people who have had similar situations. In fact, the parents of every autistic child I have ever met say that their child was exposed to direct moonlight at a young age. This needs to stop, for the sake of the children. So please, NASA, blow up the moon. More reasons to oppose the moon: JFK tried to put a man on the moon and got killed. The moon causes werewolves. The moon houses Decepticons Piccolo was smart enough to destroy the moon. Why shouldn't we? Endor was a moon, and it was confirmed to be the location of the Deathstar's energy shield generator. Crota lives on the moon. The moon is made of cheese, which causes many problem for lactose-intolerant people.

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