You're gonna have a bad time playing destiny if: You don't have Gjallahorn yet You use No Land Beyond...evar The other team has 3 defenders with crest of alpha lupi You're trying to do the thorn pvp bounty You've come in contact with KermitTheFrog You get all your engrams from a loot cave You're an OCD gun collector...cuz no rooms in da vault Your favorite exotic is Universal Remote You just got the Vex Mythoclast and want to try it out in crucible You're running Cerberus Vae III with angry mod on and no burn You run doubles skirmish and the other team has final round snipers You maxed out all your exotics before TDB launched You wanted an immersive, thought provoking story You haven't reached puberty yet You thought the forums were a good place to express your opinions You like getting genuine feedback from community managers You run into a ward of dawn like an idiot with a defender waiting for you (I told him I'd add it) You cry nerf and they end up butchering all your favorite weapons Your raid armor just became obsolete when the new expansion dropped You re-upgraded your exotic weapon from Xur because you didn't pay attention to attack values Your kid just deleted your account You decided to put in the effort to obtain necrochasm You french fried when you should've pizzad You take this post too seriously and get offended... Edit1: added a few more items to the list