Recruiting for my new clan. -* The Forum Ninja Crew *- You must meet the following criteria: - Not be male - Not be female - Not be human, animal or mineral - Not have Gjallahorn - Not have Gallerhorn - Have 9000+ Ascendant Shards - Not be a dad - Not play Destiny - Not own a PS3, PS4, Xbox 360 or XB1 - Not be active on the forum - Not be James - Not be Deej - Cats accepted - Not have a name beginning with a vowel - Not have slept with Xur - Not open the door - Not get on the floor And certainly not walk the dinosaur. [spoiler]any questions will be met with justice of the most swift calibre[/spoiler]