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Edited by adam61286:
3/2/2015 5:49:54 PM
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I'm stuck at Walmart for 2 hours. AMA
Title says it all, waiting for tires and oil change and bored as hell.
Edit 1- over halfway there! Keep it coming Guardians!
Edit 2- 200 comments and we are finished! Thank you to each and every one of you for helping occupy my time. Back to orbit!
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2 RepliesDid you open up a can of tomato sauce and have a trail leading to the women's restroom? Or set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals?
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Does the cottage cheese look better in pink or black spandex.
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3 RepliesHow much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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3 RepliesDid you get a rim job
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6 Replies*OP is at walmart* *Sees fat person* "Well, at least its chained up."
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2 RepliesCry me to the Moon and let me sing among the hive , you are all I long for , all I worship and adore , in other words please be cool , in other words baby cleanse me, fill my heart with orbs and let me shoot forever more , let me see what raids are on jupiter and mars.
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6 RepliesHoly crap get your car out of there before those idiots touch it !!! Why the hell would you get your car worked on at a grocery store?
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1 ReplyIs there 30 checkout lanes, and only two open with 15 people on line waiting?
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5 RepliesYou don't know how to change a tire or do a oil change?! What kind of man are you?!???!! [spoiler]just kidding I don't know how to do any of that stuff.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesMy dad calls Wal mart wally world.
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1 ReplyWhite and Gold or Black and Blue?
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2 RepliesAre there any decent Xbone games to buy?
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1 ReplyHas nobody shot at you yet?
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1 Replygo stand next to older woman, then jump and proclaim really loudly "OMG Lady i do not want to eat your P*$$Y!!! How could you say such a thing!!!" Then run away in disgust like you're really creeped out
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3 RepliesAss or tits?
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2 RepliesWhenever I'm feeling down I go there and look around. At least I will never be 400 lbs. with shit stains in my sweat pants and a pink thong hiked out the top of them. (I think it's a man)
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4 RepliesPut condom boxes into people's carts when they are not looking :)
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3 RepliesThe last time I had Walmart do anything with my car they put a huge ass dent in the door, when the police showed up they made a report of what happened and then they did nothing -_-
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2 RepliesNot really a question more of a request. Get a cart Fill it with meat Hide it in the hardware section Leave it there.
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1 ReplyBlack and Blue or White and Gold?
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1 ReplyDo they have that good Australian licorice that is chocolate coated?
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1 ReplyAre the jacks pizza's on sale?
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1 ReplyJust keep asking employees if theyve seen Marsha and while theyre talking mid sentence just walk away cause your cars done
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5 RepliesIf somehow your mum and girlfriend switched bodies and you had to have sex with one of them to make them switch back would you A) have sex with your girlfriend in your mums body B) have sex with your mum in your girlfriends body
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1 ReplyWhy the hell did the let Walmart work on your vehicle?
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2 RepliesJust don't wear a military uniform there! My cousin got kicked out (wrongfully because the manager was a douche) because of it.
