Got class? No? Well now you do, enter the lives of the Warlock, Titan, and Hunter in these little blurbs and such. [b]Warlock[/b] Race is unknown Gender is an enigma Intelligent, likes to use big words, can't stand working with the Hunter and Titan, insecure, keeps helmet and armor on at all times, even sleeping [b]Hunter[/b] Human Male Likes himself, rebellious, can't stand working with the Warlock, doesn't like being logic or listening to reason [b]Titan[/b] Exo Male Strong, can be a [i]little[/i] thick, forced to put up with the Warlock and Hunter's bickering, just wants to be friends with his teammates [b]Warlock[/b], Crucible Skirmish, Alpha Team *Firebase Delphi, Alpha Team's score is 4,000, Bravo's is 4,001...* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Clutching Up for Anything in their chest, hiding behind a box on their team's side, along with the Hunter and the Titan* We are getting slaughtered! We need a strategy-- [b]Hunter[/b]: NO, no more strategies! I mean, how hard is it just to turn invisible?! *Turns invisible almost instantly* [b]Warlock[/b]: You are, in fact, not entirely "invisible", anyone with two pairs of eyes could indeed see this! [b]Hunter[/b]: *Mocks the Warlock, leaving, still invisible* Me me me me, eyeballs... [b]Warlock[/b]: I believe it's just me and you Titan-- *Looks around, the Titan is gone...* Titan...? [b]Titan[/b]: BWAHAHA MY ARMOR LOVES YOUR BULLETS! *Shoulder Charges a Hunter attempting to shoot him* [b]Warlock[/b]: ...Oh, Traveler, how could you lend your light to these two? *"[b]Heavy Ammo inbound![/b]"* [b]Warlock[/b]: Oh! Titan, Hunter! Over here, over he-- *Gets Shoulder Charged by a different Titan, groans, Guardian Down!* [b]Opposing Titan[/b]: Hehehehe-- *Does that little squat dance that everybody seems to love in the Crucible, taking the Heavy Ammo and getting his Rocket Launcher ready* [b]Warlock's Ghost[/b]: *Awaiting revival, watching the Titan in horror as the Titan runs off* [b]Hunter[/b]: Oh, got yourself killed? That's a first, Floofy... *Revives the Warlock* [b]Warlock[/b]: I AM NOT FLOOFY, YOU FOOL. YOU AND THAT TITAN HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY MADE US LOSE-- *Looks at the score, Alpha 4,999, Bravo 4,998* [b]Hunter[/b]: I guess I deserve an apology, your plan wouldn't have gotten us anywhere! [b]Warlock[/b]: Yes it would have-- [b]Lord Shaxx over speakers[/b]: Weapons down Guardians, this fights [b]over[/b]! [b]Warlock[/b]: I knew it, we lost-- [b]Titan[/b]: *Standing over all of the opposing team's bodies* Yeah, I [b]WON[/b]! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Sniffs* My plan would have worked... [b]Hunter[/b]: *Snorts* You have less kills than us, what're you [b]talking[/b] about? [b]Warlock[/b]: Only because I've been reviving the two of [b]you[/b]-- [b]Titan[/b]: Soooooo, when can we celebrate? [b]Hunter, Titan[/b], Tower, Evening *The Hunter and Titan are sitting in a diner booth, not too far away is Xur, drinking his coffee...with his tentacles writhing in it* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Watching the whole thing from afar* I think I'm going to be sick, I can't believe I bought my RDM from that guy... [b]Titan[/b]: ...RDM? [b]Hunter[/b]: You know, my glowing green boots? My Radiant Dance Machines...? [b]Titan[/b]: *Sighs* If only that Warlock was here, he could explain this to me... [b]Hunter[/b]: Speaking of Warlock, have you never noticed how he's not really...manly? [b]Titan[/b]: And strong... [b]Hunter[/b]: And good with fists... [b]Titan[/b]: And strong. [b]Hunter[/b]: Come to think of it, we've never even [b]seen[/b] him do anything guy-ish...All he does is drink tea and read books...That's why he's so floofy! [b]Titan[/b]: *Gasps* You're not saying-- [b]Hunter[/b]: That's right, what if that Warlock's...a [b]woman[/b]? [b]Titan[/b]: But I always put him in headlocks! I feel so wrong, now... [b]Hunter[/b]: We're going to find out if that Warlock's a guy or a gal one way or another! Ghost? [b]Hunter's Ghost[/b]: *Appears beside the Hunter* Yes, Hunter? [b]Hunter[/b]: Time to play something...classical. [b]Hunter's Ghost[/b]: Alright... *Starts playing "One Way or Another" and the Titan and Hunter go through this short montage to figure out what gender the Warlock is, from diary readings, to raiding the Warlock's dresser drawer, taking them back to that diner booth, the Hunter exhausted, and the Titan about to eat doughnuts through his helmet* [b]Hunter[/b]: We couldn't find one thing...not [b]one[/b] thing.! [b]Titan[/b]: Maybe we'll never know-- *"[i]Hey guys...[/i]"* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Walks into the diner, waving at the Hunter and Titan, her long black hair flowing in the wind as her eyes glitter and sparkle.* [b]Titan[/b]: *Whispers* I think my heart just stopped... [b]Hunter[/b]: I knew it-- *Jumps on the table and shouts* I [b]knew[/b] you were a girl! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Confused* What? I thought that was obvious... *"[i]My apologies, fellow Warlock, please disregard my two acquaintances[/i]"* [b]REAL WARLOCK[/b]: *Walks in with his/her helmet still on and joins the Hunter and Titan in the booth* I have been searching for you two all day, where have you been...? [b]Titan[/b]: Humana wha...? [b]Hunter[/b]: ...So, you're [b]not[/b] a girl? [b]Warlock[/b]: ...Pardon? [b]Titan[/b]: Does this mean I can still put you in headlocks whenever you annoy me? [b]Warlock[/b]: I'd rather not. [b]I WILL ADD MORE STORIES TO THIS POST AND BEYOND[/b] [spoiler]But in the mean time, post your own stories?[/spoiler] [b]Titan, Warlock, Hunter[/b], TOWER, SUNRISE [b]Titan[/b]: *Attempting to eat a burrito, and starts fizzing a little* BZZZZT, that was delicious-- BZZZT. [b]Hunter[/b]: ...*Looks at the Titan* What's wrong with you? [b]Warlock[/b]: *Looks at the Titan, putting aside the book they were reading* Is there something wrong with your wiring? [b]Titan[/b]: No, no, I'm fine! *Shorts fuses again* BZZZT-- [b]Warlock[/b]: Hmmm, I've seen this before... [b]Hunter[/b]: *Scoffs* No stinkin' duh, Floofy. [b]Warlock[/b]: ...I. AM NOT. [b]FLOOF[/b]-- *Suddenly remembers meditating and takes a deep breath and exhales* ...He needs to undergo maintenance immediately. [b]Hunter[/b]: Right, because we just so happen to have all the tools we need to fix up the guy... [b]Warlock[/b]: I am not going to fight you right now, I'm a sworn pacifist except on the field, understand...? [b]Hunter[/b]: Ahah...keep telling yourself that... Now, what are we supposed to get? [b]Warlock[/b]: I shall tell you in a moment, just let me bookmark my page... *[i]A few minutes later the Warlock and Hunter come back with tools only to find that the Titan completely fizzed out and [b]trashed[/b] their mancave[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: By the Traveler's light... [b]Hunter[/b]: THAT'S IT-- *Shifts into Arc Blade mode about to trash the Titan now, until the Warlock grabs onto his shoulder* LET ME GO, HE HAS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON! [b]Warlock[/b]: Hunter, the Titan merely needs a tuning before he shuts down completely, do you really want to slice his mechanical innards and have that on your conscious...? [b]Hunter[/b]: Mff...I guess not... *Shifts out of Arc Blade mode* Let's get this done, Floof-- [b]Warlock[/b]: *Before the Hunter finishes that dreadful word the Warlock sets their own hand ablaze, practically scorching the Hunter's shoulder* Do. [b]NOT[/b]. MAKE ME-- [b]Hunter[/b]: OWWWW, OK, OK, [b]OK[/b]. *[i]After the Warlock applies ice to the Hunter's burn and they both proceed to work on the Titan[/i]* [b]Warlock[/b]: *Opens the head cavity on the Titan's robotic skull and moves around in his "brain" until--* Wait...how in the Traveler's light did a paperclip get in here??? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Reading a magazine about ladies fashion while the Warlock works* Yeh, good job... [b]Warlock[/b]: ...What's this? *Rewires a wire in the Titan's "brain", which in full reflex causes the Titan to punch the Warlock straight in the stomach* MFFF--- *Curls up into a fetal position on the ground, groaning.* [b]Hunter[/b]: Welp-- *Tosses the magazine* Guess it's my turn... *Starts to work on the Titan's "brain", himself, until--* Got it! [b]Titan[/b]: *Sits up, his "skull" closing up and he looks at his fingers* ...How long has it been? [b]Hunter[/b]: Been since what? [b]Titan[/b]: SINCE I'VE BEATEN UP A DREG. [b]Warlock[/b]: *Tries to stand up* Precisely 12 hours... [b]Titan[/b]: Then, can we go, [b]now[/b]? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Shrugs* I'm game, you game, Floofy? [b]Warlock[/b]: Oh be quiet you fool... [quote]THE NUMBER 2 *gigglesnort* SHALL ARRIVE SHORTLY[/quote] [spoiler]TWO HAS ARRIVED[/spoiler] [quote]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/105705850[/quote]