originally posted in:Lady Boys
The Traveler is the one thing we can trust right now in the Destiny universe. But what do we really know about it? Unfortunately, the Speaker isn't much of a gossip girl, so we're stuck relying on him. The truth is, we here at OBP know the secrets. The traveler is full of something more awesome than anything in the world. It's not Jello. But close...Very close....
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I think it's another traveler
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Its mostly peter dincklage look alikes. I believe it is actually a lot of ghosts.
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Another traveler.
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Alright you got me! You can take master chief back.
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Inside of the traveler is a computer, and when you turn it on, it will ask you, "would you like to continue destinys story? Then you click ok and get rick rolled....
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Like literally? Nothing... It's a 2 dimensional image in a sky box.
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It's actually nic cage and master chief. The two savory of the human golden age. The dynamic duo of alien butt kicking
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Where the cryptarch hordes all the good loot as we keep giving him engrams
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Edited by Wülf: 3/9/2015 2:43:31 AMNick Cage, why you ask? Like the traveler, nick's career kind of just sits there floating in entertainment space not doing anything, not bringing anything good to the table and serving no real purpose. It wasn't invited here, refuses to leave and thinks it's "saving" humanity. If that doesn't sound just like Nicky I don't know what does.
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Rob schneider is "the traveller" and he's about to find out being a giant floating orb aint so easy
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The story
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The Death Star.
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A pile of dildos That are pink And are rockets with rainbow smoke...
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All of the weapons that we never get
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A soft chewy caramel filling.
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Chocolate!
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The history of the ice cream cone.
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I was going to say your mom was in there, but we all know she wouldn't fit.
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Candy
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Ricky Roll is inside the traveler along with a copy of the actual destiny bungie promised.
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Morgan freeman, he Will explain destiny to us all in good time
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Half life 3
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This poll is broken because there is no SmoggyPluto option
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Cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine and the ghosts keep their stash. How do you these guardians get back after getting cleaved in the face by a hive knight.
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I am 100 percent sure that dumbledore's dildo wand is in there
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Jeremy Clarkson I bet.