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Edited by Mucca: 6/27/2015 6:33:51 PM
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I stroked it softly...

Softly, then harder. I tightened my grip on the shaft Thrusting up and down Faster and faster My friends, hooked on anticipation Staring at my shaft I felt a strange feeling The pressure was building, I could feel it It got harder and harder until I had to stop The pressure was too much It came out all over my friends and the wall It was the best super soaker I ever had... [spoiler]Originally posted 1st March 2015[/spoiler]
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            • everyone knows you stroke a super soaker fast and vigorously while spraying everything in sight. and if you're a true badass you shove a hose up the for maximum spray power

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                    • ___/^^^^\__ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) /|\ \|/ /ㅅ\ _// \\_ Sheriff lenny: Sir,there has been complaints about you and your thread...

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                      • Edited by Cut4Bieber: 4/14/2015 6:40:58 AM
                        Who slowly strokes a super soaker

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                        • ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

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                          • What an erotic expiriance with dat soker

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                          • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆ Have a gold star for creativity

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                            • http://phsycofrog.newgrounds.com/news/post/276040 Don't mind me, just leaving this here.

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                              • Almost orgasmic

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                              • Nekro bump?

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