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3/1/2015 12:17:44 PM
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I have a large package for you
Um hi, I work for PM corp ltd™ and..umm, this is your package, so can you just sign here and it's all yours.
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#Offtopic
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3 Replies*hears ticking noise* YES! IV'E BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FIR WEEKS! *drives off to nearest populated center*
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1 ReplyOh bby
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1 ReplyEdited by Armored Panda: 3/2/2015 4:53:28 AM[opens package] [picks up the piece of paper inside] Dickdutt
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1 ReplyName: [u]Smitty Werbenmanjensen[/u]
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Edited by VadersFist: 3/2/2015 5:13:54 AMYou know that package is mine [spoiler]deliverd in 69 business days[/spoiler] [spoiler]o bby[/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Does it contain pancakes?
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1 ReplyI expected penis jokes... Not funny.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Is it a dick in a box?
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I hope it's that trampoline I ordered.
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2 Replies[quote]Large package[/quote] No thanks, I already have one.
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3 RepliesYou seem shady, what's inside?
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Gimme that shit.
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I love large packages ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Well, it's not my hard drive. What a sad day
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I'm expecting a package but not of this size, who sent it?
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Who's the package from? I'm expecting something from HSS...
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I also have a large package.
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The Platinum Chip?
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Yay, my PS4! :D
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Thank you, finally, the $1000 package that allows every call of duty game along with every expansion be playable on xbox one... my dream came true
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2 RepliesEdited by Panda: 3/1/2015 12:28:06 PMI didn't know we were delivering packages. What's in it?[spoiler][b]Panda V.I.P. at PM corp ltd [/b][/spoiler]
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And I have a truthful picture for YOU
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1 Reply*Opens package excitedly* Oh, it's my 24" dildo.
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Finally! (Signs papers)
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It's either Fido IV, all the Legos I ordered, or fifty points of beef jerky. *signs*
