Dear Players,
We have noticed that vault space is low, and we have boosted it and made it a ton better, along with the rest of our game.
-House of Wolves is coming out tomorrow and you are going to love it!
-We've noticed that we've sucked enough money out of you players, and we have reduced the price of the DLC comet from 50$ to 5$.
-Clumsy Xur will never forget his heavy ammo synth again!
-We've also realized that you worked really hard for your weapons, and have buffed up auto rifles to where they truly belong again.
-Fusion Rifles will no longer be able to snipe people from super far range one shot.
-Gjallerhorn will be sold again soon...
Remember, these updates are coming right when you'd expect them: never!
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Lolololololololololool you made me laugh so hard one auto rifles came into play.... "Worked so hard" auto rifles pshhhhh