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Edited by Guardian0338:
8/28/2015 3:01:06 AM
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What is the stupidest reason you got in trouble at school
Mine would be when i uploaded a video on youtube of my friend and me out at subway during free period talking about how stupid are teachers and stuff were. Apparently the teacher was stalking my facebook instagram and youtube and suspended me and my friend for saying anything bad about school
Story 2: It was senior year and in one of my AP classes i got an A and the guy behind me who is a total idiot who always gets an F got an A and i got in trouble for "cheating for him
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Story 3: I built a lazer gun with legos in kindergarten and teacher said i would become a "terrorist"
Story 4: i was doing wallball in 8th grade when i accidently hit my friend in the face and giving him a bloody nose so the teacher gets me in trouble and even thought my friend said it was an accident the teacher still decided to send me down to the principals office and my friend followed me down to explain and the teacher was following us trying to take him to the nurse but he just kept on going and she got firede
Story 5: i was talking to my friend in the back about the project we were doing and we got in trouble for "not talking about the project"
Story 6: i was very smart in high school and was picked on for having all classes advanced and these kids started to pick on my girlfriend and tryed to get her to dump me because she was hot and i said "back off idiot" and he said "make me you bighead teacher pet" i then said "ok" and beat his ass so bad he got a bloody nose a broken arm and a big bruise on his back the principal didnt give a shit and suspended him
Story 7: we had to do a presentation of a certain part of the human body and we had to partner up so obviously i partnered with my best friend who still is my best friend today and we had to put a stick with our names on it in a bin and she would call on whoever was picked and they would pick a body part...we were last and our only choices were "vulva/vagina, penis, or scrotum"
Me and my friend where just like "-blam!-" and we picked the vulva/vagina ones
Well when we did our presentation we started talking about things like what parts of the vulva and vagina and stuff...then we got to talking about periods and how women get "extremely emotional, violent, and other side effects" me and my friend got sent to the principle for being "feminist" the principle knew that we were doing the vulva/vagina thing and he saw out speech beforehand and copyed it
We circled the spot we got in trouble for he said " that isnt feminist at all " and gave the teacher a week without pay
Story 8: we had to do a thing with video games and child violence
Me and my friend from story 7 knew that games didnt do shit to kids so we decided to talk about how it doesnt do anything to kids unless they have a mental issue or have a gunnin clear sight and think "i wana do what he does" which would just be bad parenting
Well we got in trouble for "not displaying facts"
-blam!-ing idiot teacher got fired for giving us an f and we got an auto A+ from the principle
Story 9: in 7th we were doing a presentation in social studies about ancient rome
I picked economy
Nothing special happened but at the end when i put an illuminati symbol at the end of my powerpoint i got in trouble for "demonic rituals" which the principal decided was wrong because it was a funny joke and just told off the teacher
Story 10: during 10-11th grade i was sortve a drug addict but i stopped that once i saw what i was doing to myself.
Well apparently someone broke into my locker and saw my stash of weed and reported me to the principal. The principal was the nice principal from the other storys so he just had me go to suspension for a few days but did nothing about the guy who broke into my locker
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My brother was wearing a polo shirt with a blue collar and colorful socks and got violated for spreading gang colors [spoiler]smh[/spoiler]
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Number 5 tho All the time
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2 RepliesI got in trouble for saying "sex" and nothing else during lunch time. Principal asked me: "Why did you say that?" I replied: "Well, everyone here is gonna learn about it in 5th grade so does it really matter?" Got 1 day of suspension and in 5th grade they never truly explained what sex was.
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Uses defibs.
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1 Replyhold x for revive
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Got minus 10 points in art for walking
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Pickin up my pen
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55 RepliesEdited by Gravemind94: 4/9/2015 9:51:10 PMI went to a Christian school when I was a kid, they were wanting a report on the evils of society. One person brought up abortion, and I stood up and said that its the woman's right to choose whether she wants it. I got a lecture from the teacher, and I fought back (verbally, of course). But what got me in trouble was when another student talked about homosexuality being evil. I'm not gay, but I have NO issues with homosexuals. I lost it, I jumped up and went flying into a rant on how the modern Christians contradicted the bible, and saying that Christians killed more people in history than anything else, plus questioning if God existed by referring to the holocaust. I was suspended for "Starting a fight" Edit: even better, I got expelled during a sex-Ed lecture (same school btw), the teacher said that condoms failed 100% of the time. But I was fed up with their lying, so I called them out on it, saying that their idea of sexual education was nothing more than a scare tactic. And some guy threw a bible at me and told me to shut up. I went up to that guys desk, flipped it, and broke his nose, but before I left I put all the bibles in their library under the fiction section.
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I stepped in a puddle of water and got in trouble
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3 RepliesGot in school suspension for 22 days after I saw my principal trip during lunch and saw him fall, I then proceeded to laugh hysterically and uncontrollably and he saw and then took it personal and yeah.
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9 RepliesBeing framed by others constantly cause I was an introvert who panicks every time someone accuses me of something I didn't do.
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9 RepliesEdited by Yarbey: 9/30/2015 10:39:14 PMFighting a classmate over which colour of light sabers were better. [spoiler]we were in grade eleven [/spoiler]
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1 Reply1: Was checking out a girl. Not stalking, just saw her across the room, and was said to my friend "She's kinda hot!" Teacher was behind me... Too sum it up, the rest of my lunch hour we were talking about how girls don't like it when you notice they're beauty... [spoiler]Later found out that that girl was a total slut, and loves it when you stare at her rack.[/spoiler] 2: In Jr. High, I got more than a couple of detentions because I didn't do my homework. Not really mad, it's a good time to get the homework done, since I got nothing better to do anyways. I do homework during detention, and finish everything assigned to us. However, I have basketball practice, but I'm still able to catch half of the practice. My coach said in the beginning of the season "If your struggling in school, or get a detention because of homework, I have no problem with missing practice to serve, as long as you let me know." I told my coach, he said it was fine, I show up, gets mad at me for showing up late, makes me run 10 suicides...
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3 RepliesTill this day, i still dont understand this and it was like 10 years ago. Maybe you guys can help me understand. This school had a rule and that was that every student had to go outside for the last 10 minutes of lunch break. Nothing against it, fresh air is good for everyone. But it was a cold day and when everyone had to go outside, i had to pee. I think we all know what cold and the need to pee does with someone and if you need to wait 10 minutes, its going wrong. So, i went to the bathroom when the "outside" time started. Here i am standing and doing my business and this female teacher walks in. Started screaming to me that i needed to go outside. Im like, wth! This is the male bathroom and im here peeing, can i have some privacy please? And she goes on with screaming that i have to leave now and im like nope. Im peeing right now, i cant just stop and move away. Finally she agrees with letting me finish, but now she stands almost right next to me. I, the smart ass that i was back then, make the smart comment: "you want to help or something? Then back off a bit woman." As you guess can think, it didnt help. Now im finally done and she wants to drag me outside. I push her arm away and am like calm down. Never heard of hygene and start to wash my hands. After i done that, she starts to drag me again and i undo her grip again and start walking towards the paper towels. "Its freezing outside, you really think im going outside with wet hands?" Reaction i got: DETENSION!! I was given 5 hours of detension. Had to come back on a vacation day for it and this other teacher had to keep an eye on me. I was the only person there besides him, so it was really silence. Being 9 am, i stood up and asked if i could leave and get something real quick. He still half asleep looks at me and asks a bit grumpy what i need to get. "I really need coffee sir, you want some too?" His eyes open up in suprise and i was send on a coffee run. After the coffee, he looks at me and asks why i got detension. I explain it to him and he looks at me suprised and i see him go angry. He gets up and starts putting stuff in his suitcase. "I got up on a free day for this shit?! We are done here! If anyone asks, we were here for 5 hours you understand?" -"yes sir. Thank you very much". Spend 20 minutes of the 5 hours detension at school. Lol
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Because my teacher was a fanatic and really didn't like that I didn't believe in a god...I was 9
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I'm in Spanish class and my friend look back at me and asks me what a word meant. I tell him and the Spanish teacher goes up to him and starts getting made at my friend. 5 minutes later i ask him a question and my fiend gets in trouble again. I then tell me Spanish teacher that it was I who was talking. (I was talking in a perfectly normal voice not all sassy like) and she looks at me like I'm half retarded and says, "Are you talking back to me?" I say, No I was just saying that I started the conversation. She drags us both out into the hall and rips on my friend for not being quiet and ten yells at me for talking back and sassing her.
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2 RepliesSenior year high school. I'm talking to my friends at the top of a stair case. Friend pushes me to scare me. Actually pushes me. I fall down and bust my nose. Bleeding profusely from face. Teacher yells at me because I was disrupting her class. Sends me to the nurse. The next day I was given a detention. Talked to the principal. He said that the teacher was dumb. Bought me a soda from teachers lounge and revoked my detention.
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Doing nothing. Literally wrote me up for doing nothing
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I moved a book and got detention after school.
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I don't get in trouble that much but even if I do it wasn't that stupid but I guess I can say it During geography class a guy keep throwing stuff at me he ticked me off and I grabbed a disc and split it in half and throw one of them at him and I run to him to try to stab him with it And I got suspended for the lesson
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2 Replies2 stories 5th Grade- I had this music teacher, very rude, cared too much about herself, wore a shitload of lipstick. one day, she made a comment saying "I didn't know YOUR KIND could read." I just said what you mean you people? Got 3 days suspended for backtallking. 8th Grade- So this Orchestra teacher, I personally called her Ms. Bitch. One day, class was about to end, these 2 girls( Ill tell their names if you want) Just randomly came up to me and put their arms around me, She saw, got 5 days ISS for PDA, they still talk to me this very day, but know I just be rude to them to leave me alone
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3 RepliesAlso, my friend who is funny af ( and sadly goes to my high schools rival school) would always find ways to piss off our 8th grade science teacher. she was obsessed and I mean OBSESSED with birds. Let's call her Ms. N (not her last names first letter) let's call my friend, Oliver. (obviously not his real name) During our unit on Evolution, Ms N would tell us about Charles Darwin and how his theory is the only theory and that that's how the world was created. All the usual anti religious propaganda from public schools. So during this same unit, Ms N was gone, there was a sub who happened to know me from football. I played on our 8th grade team and so did Oliver. This sub happened to be a referee. Ms N left the sub a Bill Nye video about Evolution for us to watch. Everyone knows that during a video is when you get your phones out. I didn't because we were warned that if the sub wrote our names down for being disruptive, that she would write a referral, and I didn't want that. (No I'm not a GG but our assistant principal is that one guy who yells at you if you come into his office for a referral) So Oliver took out his phone and started playing police sirens. As a joke, he started saying out loud, "Man! There must be a high speed chase outside". The sub must not have heard him, because he kept watching the video. Then, Oliver played moaning sounds from his phone. Again, it seemed the sub did not hear this. I was LMAO @ this. The next day, when Ms N came back, she pulled me and another kid who had nothing to do with this, into the hall. I proceeded to tell my side of the story, in which I did not snitch on Oliver. And thought nothing of this because Ms N said that it was a misunderstanding that I had my name written down. The next week I was called to the assistant principals office. This was my first time being called there for being in trouble. Surprisingly since that was my first (and only) time, I was let off with a warning. My heart was racing when I was in there. No screaming or parents called or anything! And after all of this... Oliver never got in trouble for it.........
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1 ReplyI walked out of class 30 seconds early. And got a detention for it.
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1 ReplyIn grade three I got accuse of pushing a friend and I got sent to the principles office who made sure I didn't get in trouble. Grade 9 had sub who was gonna hold us after the bell I get up and walk out and she says where are you going I said home schools out she says the doesn't dismiss you I do I say why do we have a bell while flipping her off and walking away. Still not in trouble
