Well, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden... Really though, I don't get myself into much uh.. painful situations. Although, the time my foot decided to spasm and freeze up was agonising. I can't begin to explain why it happened or how it felt. Then there was the time I closed the muscle you use to piss too hard when I finished, the pain shot through my entire body, and I felt like I'd been stabbed in the urethra.