Instead of having a raid recap post today, (last night's hard Vault was a complete disaster) I have decided to switch gears entirely and craft a little humor into today's post. I will be examining the various names of some of Destiny's weapons and listing them, only I want you to read them as though they were a brand name carried exclusively by a sex shop! It doesn't matter what product they hypothetically sell, I'll let you come up with that on your own. ;-) Enjoy. 1.) Patience and Time (slow and steady...) 2.) Against All Odds (we will persevere!) 3.) Secret Handshake 4.) Icebreaker (something to set the mood) 5.) Predyth's Revenge (oh my...) 6.) One Way Ticket 7.) Hunger of Crota (mmm, tasty) 8.) Two to the Morgue 9.) The Last Word 10.) Atheon's Epilogue (it's all about what happens after the ending) 11.) MIDA Multi-Tool (so many uses!) 12.) Valedictorian (when only the very best will do) 13.) Thorn (Owwieee!) 14.) Pocket Infinity 15.) Super Good Advice (you should take it) 16.) Plug ONE.1 17.) Murmur (what does your's sound like?) 18.) Bad Juju (use at your own risk) 19.) Light of the Abyss 20.) The Swarm (coming at you from all angles) 21.) Hard Light 22.) The Saterienne Rapier (that's pronounced rap-ee-er guys, calm down) 23.) Efrideet's Spear 24.) Blackhammer (once you go blackhammer...) 25.) Timur's Lash (for our 50 shades audience) Hope you guys enjoyed the read! Leave your comments and replies below if I forgot a good one or if you want to share your favorite! See you online late tonight for some IB and single player shenanigans. For the Brotherhood!