kinda goes with the movie actually

I liked the part where he graduated top of his class in the navy seals and when he got 300 confirmed kills during his numerous secret raids with Al-Quaeda. It's brilliant when he trains in gorilla warfare and becomes the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. The bit where he wiped out that guy with precision the likes that have never been seen was awesome. That part when he contacted his secret network of spies across the US and got the IP of that guy was killer. He wiped that maggot and his pathetic life off the face of the earth. The fact that he is able to kill people in over 700 different ways with just his bare hands is astounding. But not only is he trained in unarmed combat, he also has unparalleled access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and he can use it to wipe someone's miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only his aggressors knew the unholy retribution their 'clever' comments were going to bring down on them, maybe they would have held their tongue. But they couldn't and didn't and they paid the price. He shat fury all over them and they all drowned in it. They were -blam!-ing dead kiddos.

It was okay, not worth all the hype

I await the dvd release so people can make MLG montages out of it.

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