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Hunter's Handbook of (Un)Controversial advice

[b]Let's make up some witty sayings to go into the handbook! If you have a good one, I'll quote you![/b] "We need less hunters around here!" - No One Ever "And on to our next order of business. I'd like to officially change the Bladedancers' name to 'Space Ninjas'." - Cayde-6 "When throwing your knife, ensure you say 'I'm gonna miss'. That way everybody's looking when you nail 'em." - Captain Nkeln "Hunters understand the power of symbols...treat titan marks and warlock bonds with respe...wait this isn't right who the hell wrote this?!" - Cayde-6 "Always carry a second knife for when a warlock revives himself" Alternatively, "steps to kill a warlock : throw knife, wait for him to revive himself , throw second knife. " - Silas 051 "Legendary gear, 120 marks. Exotic gear, 17 strange coins. That look you get when your the only one in the team cloaked up, priceless" - Truth23 "Warlocks may claim they're superior just because they can self-revive, but with Hunters that isn't the problem, because we don't die in the first place." - Desirable Walrus Of all my second life, I've always wondered why my cape hasn't yet been burned to flames by my sparrow. - Hach257 List of things to do while invisible: Redacted, Redacted, Censored for explicit content involving your mother, Redacted. -SorrowSong "They call us hunters because intergalactic hide and seek champions was too long."- Cayde-6 Note to all Hunters: Do not refer to a Titan's handtowel as such in person, they have more stamina than it appears. -TazerMonkey1419 All Guardians fight against the Darkness. Only Hunters look this fabulous while doing it. -DogOfWar1138 When in doubt whip your knife out. - drifting33 "Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack." - Unknown (Severed Ronin) "We Hunters never die. Our invisibility just becomes a little more permanent after taking enough damage." - DVInsomniac A hunter dying is about as rare as a warlock living. - Star Lord Throwing TripMines at other guardians in your Fireteam is frowned upon, but very hilarious. - Spoderman "Warlocks and Titans are great, without them we would have no reference point for how great we are." - tedo the cheto Oh, you're going to kill that sentry with an Auto Rifle that hols 84 rounds? Ok, I'll wait back here and take 83 less to achieve the same result. - Crota (Yes, his username was Crota) Let you fireteam be the enemy distraction. Apologize only if confronted after firefight. - Chapter 2, paragraph 5, "Relations with Fellow Guardians" (ThatGuy42) "Don't worry, the blood washes off easily enough. It's the tears you'll collect that never disappear". - Survival guide for hunters: Section 72. cleaning your cloak (Sinbadx11) "The second way to use Sapphire Wire is to tie heavy ammo on one end and pull it away from a Titan, works everytime." -TheEpicWaffle1 Hmmm, precision kill ratio....Wait, they get kills without headshots? Titans and Warlocks are weird. - ZombieTroupe "We were not born to become muscular. We were not born to become scholars. We were born to survive." - DecrepitDragon

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  • [i]"We were not born to become muscular. We were not born to become scholars. We were born to survive."[/i]

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  • Edited by Kylestien: 2/12/2015 8:00:05 AM
    Cayde-6's Speech To new Hunters. "Right, keep in mind three things. One: Try to look better then everyone, but don't get caught trying to look better then everyone. Two: Kill your foes. [i]Try [/i]to do so with style, but survival comes first before style. Three: You will never beat my score in the Crucible. Learn to accept that and move on. Four: If you attempt to stab Xur or Rahool, do it when noone's looking and leave no trace. I know, we all hate them, but I still need to go though the whole investigating process and I still have to punish you even if I DO approve. Five: I know I'm on 5 and not three. There's a reason. Don't bend to convention. Break rules when you have to. Also, I never said this. That's all. Go do your jobs.

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    • When facing a hunter... Don't blink, don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away

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      • From in game stuff: "Tell a Titan only a madman would go, tell a warlock it's too complex." "A Titan and a Hunter crash land on Mars. The titans helm stops a Cabal slug, the hunter's helm keeps her from starving. Who survives?" "A good survival cloak can be used as a: hull patch, tourniquet, picnic blanket..." "We learned blink from the warlocks, but no one will ever admit it." My stuff: Hunters may not jump high or far. But when we do jump, we jump up. Wait, you don't count how many shots you fired? When in doubt, Tripmine out. Self revive? Foremost I aim not to die in the first place. The best defense is a unbeatable offense.

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        • "Never insult a Warlocks skirt- I mean robes, they uhhh, they kinda have magic..."

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          • Edited by GlobalHurdle208: 2/17/2015 1:55:51 AM
            Refrain from over insulting Sunsingers, a singed cloak is very difficult to replace. -[b]Guardian relations chapter 2 introduction: The need-to-know on Warlock relations[/b]

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            • Edited by BanditNation: 2/12/2015 4:28:02 AM
              "Sometimes a Hunter will lose a cloak in a bet. It's poor form to replace it right away." "Your missions: protect the City. Look better than Warlocks. But don't look like you're trying." One last thing... Tell the Warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand.

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              • When dancing with blades don't forget to smile; you're about to ruin a Warlock's day - A Hunters guide to interpersonal relations

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              • Hunters... The only ones who can bring a knife to a gunfight... And win.

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                • "Your knife is a multi-tool on it's own. Knife used including but not limited to; CQC engagement, low-tech hacking, culinary dissection, cloak trimming, bullet removal, ego enhancer..." [b]-Pahanin Eradta: Hunter's guide to the Wilds[/b]

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                • "Where are all the enemies? The bounty said there was a Fallen safe house at these coordinates." *a single hunter walks out balancing his knife on his index finger* "Sorry guys, you're a little late to the party." *hums softly to himself as he walks by* *safe house explodes*

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                • Just because a Warlock cannot jump over a chest high wall, doesn't mean we laugh at them. They can melt stuff by thinking at it really hard. It's best if you go invisible before giggling.

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                • "[b][u]ALWAYS[/u][/b] bring a knife to a gun fight." -Rogue

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                • If you haven't killed yourself with a trip mine, you've never thrown one.

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                  • A warlock once asked me "what happens when you throw your last knife?" I replied "HA! I have 2 knives my stabbin' one and my throwin' one, beyond that, its simple, i don't miss"

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                  • Exercise caution when lighting cigarettes with Golden Gun

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                  • Running with scissors is step one to becoming a great blade dancer.

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                  • "every man and woman wether Human,Awoken,or Exo has the right to be a hunter. But it is the ones who survive the darkness with only a knife and the clothes on there backs will become true Hunters."

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                    • Power armor? Space magic? Pfft, who needs that? Give me a blanket, a dirtbike helmet and a knife and I will get it done. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

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                    • Edited by Dog_Of_War_1138: 2/14/2015 5:04:08 AM
                      "In times of need, your team Titan is durable enough to serve as: 1) cover from hostile fire; 2) blast shield; 3) stepping stone; 4) spare tripmine carrier...." - DogOfWar's Tactical Manual

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                    • Hmmm, precision kill ratio....Wait, they get kills without headshots? Titans and Warlocks are weird.

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                    • Edited by RazielSpiritus: 2/14/2015 4:47:13 AM
                      You know the difference between a group of Titans and a group of Hunters? You can see the Titans -Cayde-6 A Hunter will [b]never[/b] say the words "Notice me Senpai "

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                      • First, make sure your cloak is unharmed. Next, check yourself for major wounds.

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                        • Someone respond to this so I can see it later. Bump.

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