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7/19/2008 10:48:05 PM
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I know you have Questions...
It has come to my attention recently that many people out there in our big scary world are confused about something in their lives. This can easily be seen on a smaller scale in the lovely Bungie forums, with myriad questions constantly being fired around concerning every topic imaginable to man, Halo-related or not. Questions such as "Why is Don Mattrick such a douche?" "What is the hidden meaning behind the weekly update?" and "Do Flood poop?" are prime examples of such confusion.
To remedy this confusion at least partially, I would like to offer a service: I will answer your question. Any question, as long as it abides by Bungie's Terms of Use, may be asked, and I promise to answer it to the most truthful and in-depth extent that I can manage. When you're ready, you may begin.
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How are babies made? and if x=5 and y= 73290 then why would i bother giving you those variables?
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And fat it is.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty conny better not get banned this thread is sick.[/quote] Your words are as true as your patty is fat.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess Why do so many Flood posters enjoy nibbling on kittens?[/quote] Possible Reasons: 1. One person started the trend and others followed 2. They are sadistic
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delicious!!! *nibbles on kitten*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess Why do so many Flood posters enjoy nibbling on kittens?[/quote] Flood posters like to catch up on off topic things, and kittens taste good with catch up.
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Why do so many Flood posters enjoy nibbling on kittens?
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conny better not get banned this thread is sick.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess What came first: the chicken or the egg?[/quote] The egg containing the chicken came before the chicken, but the bird similar to a chicken containing an egg came before the egg containing a chicken, which came before the chicken.[/quote] The basics of evolution. *nibbles on kitten*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheQ5 Didn't FastHeadCrab get perma'd for this... Yes, he did. I still don't understand what he did wrong though... Oh Pezz, if you are listening, enlighten me![/quote] Pezz is no longer with us. If you'd like to leave a message, then I'm sorry. Nonetheless, I would like to know If i am doing something wrong, for it seems that the road down which FastHeadCrab travelled is an undesirable one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess What came first: the chicken or the egg?[/quote] The egg containing the chicken came before the chicken, but the bird similar to a chicken containing an egg came before the egg containing a chicken, which came before the chicken.[/quote] Deep...... in a good way. (not sarcastic)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess What came first: the chicken or the egg?[/quote] The egg containing the chicken came before the chicken, but the bird similar to a chicken containing an egg came before the egg containing a chicken, which came before the chicken.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty I knew one of you would catch that.....[/quote] Thank you for that complament
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Didn't FastHeadCrab get perma'd for this... Yes, he did. I still don't understand what he did wrong though... Oh Pezz, if you are listening, enlighten me!
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I knew one of you would catch that.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Canes01 [quote]i appreciate the comparison. It's almost as complimentary as the time a friend of mine told me that I look like Leonidas.[/quote] So Leonidas, is this Sparta? (lol this is fun)[/quote] Well, there are a couple of levels to that question. The first of course, is literal, In which case no, this is not Sparta. This, however, is sparta: http://www.utexas.edu/courses/introtogreece/lect10/emapSparta9907210001.jpg On the metaphorical level, however, this is in every aspect of the concept, Sparta.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess What came first: the chicken or the egg?[/quote] The Chicken, obviously
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty why is the sky blue?[/quote] Light scattering...duh![/quote] just messing with you, I knew that![/quote] I know, I could see it in your eye.[/quote] how did you know I only have one eye?[/quote] Because your avatar only has one eye
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What came first: the chicken or the egg?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Canes01 [quote]i appreciate the comparison. It's almost as complimentary as the time a friend of mine told me that I look like Leonidas.[/quote] So Leonidas, is this Sparta? (lol this is fun)[/quote] No, this is the Off Topic forum sub-division on Bungie.net
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty why is the sky blue?[/quote] Light scattering...duh![/quote] just messing with you, I knew that![/quote] I know, I could see it in your eye.[/quote] how did you know I only have one eye?
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[quote]i appreciate the comparison. It's almost as complimentary as the time a friend of mine told me that I look like Leonidas.[/quote] So Leonidas, is this Sparta? (lol this is fun)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty why is the sky blue?[/quote] Light scattering...duh![/quote] just messing with you, I knew that![/quote] I know, I could see it in your eye.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FatPatty why is the sky blue?[/quote] Light scattering...duh![/quote] just messing with you, I knew that!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bourdess Incorrect. The correct answer is Bennett twice. This is a variation on an old joke about Walter O'Malley who moved the Dodgers from Brooklyn to L.A.[/quote] I suppose that would suffice, as long as it was in the knees. And it really would be interesting to talk to Hitler...Stalin can eat -blam!- and die though; I don't speak Russian.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Canes01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Canes01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Consequence [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Canes01 Who/what is that character in your avatar? [/quote] Hell if I know.[/quote] You said you would give me an answer. "Hell if I know" is not an answer. I want an answer. GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!!! *nibbles on kitten* [/quote] My apoligies: My avatar is a grainy picture that Frankie took of me then uploaded to the avatar selection.[/quote] Hmm.. you look like a king of Spain from the Middle Ages. I guess that would explain your name... ...Behold!! King Con se Quence!! *trumpets blare *que grand ovation[/quote] i appreciate the comparison. It's almost as complimentary as the time a friend of mine told me that I look like Leonidas.
