What is your famous quote you will be known for after passing from this sphere of existence?
Mine:
Starfish are the master race. -Starfish Lord
Whats yours? Funny or dark? Inspiring or put downing?
500+ Thanks Guys, great and funny quotes in there.
800+ I thought this was dead! Lets get to a thousand!
I will add a quote my friend said while talking about homework last night (He was on laughing gas) ([i]exact copy)[/i]
W have to do many many math problems. To solve our own problems - Martin Luther king
LETS GET TO 1000 BOYS AND GIRLS
Person to 1000 gets honors!
Edit: Wow second on highest rated.
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“Remembering’s dangerous. I find the past such a worrying, anxious place. “The Past Tense,” I suppose you’d call it. Memory’s so treacherous. One moment you’re lost in a carnival of delights, with poignant childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy-floss… the next, it leads you somewhere you don’t want to go. Somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp ambiguous shapes of things you’d hoped were forgotten. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren’t contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause! So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness. Madness is the emergency exit… you can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”
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Coffe black like my soul.
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[quote][i]You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen [/i][/quote]
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Bitching
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Hey guys! Watch this!
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"Eat a dick, -blam!-ass" - Token Hispanic, timeless
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All my life I thought air was free... till bought a bag of chips.
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If I go, you go with me! Or Let's Roll
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"I think he wants you to listen to the cure!" [spoiler]comment if you know the reference[/spoiler]
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"Winning isn't everything, it's about having fun, and losing isn't fun."
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"Go surfing at night, that way the Sharks can't see you"
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Here's mine.
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[i]"You meatball!" -xJust Anarchy, 2015. "Before you judge a man, you have to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you judge him, you're a mile away and have his shoes." -Northernlion, whenever that video was uploaded.[/i]
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We got big booty bitches
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WHEN SHE 3 BUT THAT MOUTH 18 THOUGH
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1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!” 2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!” 3. “It’s gonna be legend-... wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!” 4. “Jesus waited threedays to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waitedone day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on aSaturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.” 5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.” 6. “God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.” 7. “Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let’s not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America’s laughed enough.” 8. “Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.” 9. “Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.” 10. “Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”
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You can catch flys with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly.
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"Kill them with kindness, brutal kindness" You can't break me, but I can break you
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I'm actually not sure how much money I have. But I do know how many pounds of money I have. - Ron Swanson
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[quote][spoiler]Microwave it[/spoiler][/quote]
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"When I die, I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not yelling & screaming like the passengers in his car." -Me
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"Nah, I'm good". Me after every injury, bodily or mentally.
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If she's old enough to pee, she is old enough for me.
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If she 14 but her ass 18 she's 18
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Save the economy! Make love not babies